Showing posts with label Wine. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Wine. Show all posts

Wednesday, 23 January 2013

EX-O-EX-O!

EX-O-EX-O!

'THE LAST EXCUSE THAT I'LL CLAIM, I WAS A BOY WHO LOVED A WOMAN LIKE A LITTLE GIRL.'
'Oh!It's not you its me'
'It's too much,too soon'
'I don't want to get married now'
'I am not the one.'
'You deserve better.'
'Sorry'
'I love you,but...'
'I hate to say this,but...'
'We are not perfect for each other.'
And there are a million more lines just like these to end 'it' up. It's funny how, once upon a time awesome feeling used to be a relationship later turns into 'it'.
All of us have been experimented and all of us have experimented. And in today's world its like brushing teeth. And some weird people don't brush their teeth everyday and we all know what does that mean-they'll never get a girl or a boy-or I should say man.So testing your desires on living people is a part of daily life in today's world.

At first, I have to introduce you to 'Today's World' before moving on with my blog.
I feel this sudden urge to expose the theory of the world. The definition of being a 'man' has changed and so of being a 'woman'. Once upon a time 'A Forty-Year Old Virgin' wasn't acceptable,but now 'A TEN-year old virgin' ain't acceptable.A man is known by the number of women he has been with and a woman is known by how 'appealing' she is.Now, I know some of you won't agree with me.It is because you might be in a relationship right now or you're Happily Married, your woman or man is AWESOME or your life has been full of fun or you are 'The Optimistic One'.Well, here's the scoop-life has never been a greeting card to everybody! We talk about 'animal-testing'-we say they are cute little creatures of God who can't fight for themselves, but what about 'HUMAN-testing' -Yes,humans-who are bunch of cowards who fight,fight for everything except them. I mean once upon a time a few mistakes ago people used to have these battles of glory and shine,which was so impractical-shine never remains the same-One day it does fade away. We are being deceived by our own race.Why ain't all humans equal.Why one makes a missile and others tolerate-Is it because?We have a king of humans-which is a human. NO.God is only our GOD so no other human holds any right of being better than you!I have never understood why you be in a relationship? When you know one day this ship is gonna sink and SINK bad.Now I know love is addictive,you always want more and put it inside you!But why 3-4-5-6-7 years or whatever years relationship will end up,but you still put on your life-saver and jump into the ocean and later figure out that you are not meant to be together while the water seeps out of the ocean. The less water,the more space in the ocean,and the more you understand.But Why?the million dollar question. Why? why do you have to realise this when almost whole of the marine life is dead and there is drought?Why do you have to realise this after you go through all this pain and misery? why do you do it,in the first place? 

TELL ME WHY OH WHY?DO YOU DO THIS TO YOURSELF?

You're mentally and emotionally deranged.It wasn't for sex.But it was for your lipstick on his face and it was for letting you to correct her and turn her into a good girl.
'Awww,You guys are so in L.O.V.E.'
'OMG,you two get a room!seriously.'
I know it all sounds fascinating and its a treat to hear these words.BUT,don't forget he or she still left you and I know you're currently in a relationship but your ex's promised you the same things as your current did!I know why people fall in love-because its free of cost!Their soft trashy hearts jump out of their shirts and LOVE.(Goes for women and men)

Now, I tell you the real stuff MEN always think about and support and make their decision and love in the direction where their dick is pointing.Yes for some hot chick,they see-that is when they get awesome and their mind and whole body starts to work.And that is what they call 'Love at first sight'.And women,oh they-they have a heart bigger than burj-ul-khalifa-they get attracted to men faster than they change their clothes.It seems like they have never listened to that song 'We Are Never Getting Back Together by Taylor Swift'.I mean its not 'his' fault-ladies its your fault that you have a heart exposed to the entire earth.Ladies,seriously you really believe you want to be the mother of some *let me buy you a drink's* child.I am a man and I like to feel the feeling called love but I can't love you ladies,who have a loving problem.Now don't get offended I am not calling you a slut or anything.But I am telling you that before you judge me and pull out your check lists and see if I fit in your 'date-him' category-I judge you first.

I mean I know you are not hurt because you just had a break-up or you miss that person-its the BETRAYAL you were always avoiding.You always knew that the storm is coming but you prefered not to talk about it but keep on procrastinating instead.When you go through a break-up you are scared that the principles you spent your whole life in are shaken to its core.Everytime,you have a break-up you are proven wrong! So that is what you are really hurt about.But come on people-Nicholas Sparks ain't writing you up-so don't build your life on any romantic novels or movies!

So the main purpose of my blog is not to aware you to not to love.But to make you understand that is you relationship worth it? And is it that strong that even a hurricane won't turn it upside down? I mean Titanic claimed that it won't sink but it sinked in the middle of nowhere! Is your relationship like June & Johnny Cash or Ben &  Jennifer Garner?
I know you all know the answer to these questions,but you still will experiment on others!I want to tell you that shake your 'Ex-Boxes'.I know we all are shameless creatures and will keep on ex-perimenting but we all owe a better explaination to our ex's.And people always let others justify themselves!

So call your ex's up and tell them the truth of why you actually broke up!Well,don't do that.BAD IDEA. He or she will eat you up.But promise yourself that next-time you'll break-up in an awesome way.And those who are in a relationship you too promise your self that when you break-up with your future-ex's you'll tell them the truth.Well,NO.You can't tell them the truth you can't tell them that this love thing looked all nice at first but now it stinks.I mean they'll plunge a knife in to your head. But tell them that 'We're through' or anything. But don't apologize-you never apologize-because you are not sorry-when you break-up,you think on it and choose the best for you and when you choose the best for you and not 'us' you figure out that you're not in LOVE...
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BYE!

Sunday, 20 January 2013

Rum.Love.Run!

Rum.Love.Run!

"BE INSANE.NOT CRAZY!"
They never tell you & will never tell you which way is the restroom.And Ladies don't talk to strange men in a bar-you never know you come across a person like 'Barney Stinson' & you're so drunk that you fall in love with him + Women are not articles of trade,that they can be flattered anywhere!So to all women sign a petition against 'hitting on women'-you know what,men should be heavily fined-like $500 or something and the fine should be kept by the victim so she can buy a new 'Marc Jacobs' top or something!

I belong to the gender known as 'MALE',JSYK!

*I served army mam'*
*I am a cop*
...an architect,a chef,a news anchor,a musician...
...that after sometime they all seem blah blah to you-they are blah blah,getting paid for blah blah and super bleh in Charming or in BED!(whatever counts).

They give you ant-size little clues and hints and make you dinosaur size suspicious,but they never really tell you which way is the Exit Door!Long Story SHORT-You are on your own,Never fall in love because everything that falls eventually breaks!Puppy Love or Hot Passionate Love or any blah blah love is going to show you a big 'SUCK IT' poster!And no there is no board hanging on you saying 'CHEAT ON ME' but yes a board saying 'SCREWED'-its your call to turn that into 'SCREW YOU'.

My BROTHERS ain't going to be happy with this post!I just messed with the Bro-Code.But yes I am Insanely Insane,I do go bonkers!

Ladies,once upon a time a few procedures ago you were all 'lovey-dovey' but from now on you are gonna be uptight and not gonna watch 'Dirty Dancing' and eat chocolate icecream and drink a whole bottle of wine with a pipe!NO.Go out and be you and experience single,because honestly there is no such thing like 'Mama!He's the best man I've ever seen',so yeah!

They will never tell you that We Are Never Getting Back Together,like ever!huh!But Ladies go get some tequila and still fall in love with men and break them! I mean there is a war going outside,people are getting killed,where is your RUM or whatever you like except Martini-Men no longer man-up to get a bullet but just to talk to you and get your number!Don't hurt their emotion atleast listen to those words he just made up from his 'pervy-little dictionary' and got them polished!

Okay I am getting a Wrap-Up from my clock-I have promises to fulfil.So I am gonna finish it right here!

Ladies,I don't say don't fall in love-I say just love and Stop in the name of Lord and loose it in sweet music.You don't find love in eyes or etc.But you find it in a cheap bottle of wine and walking on the footpath looking at a Mercedes or even stepping on the sand castles in the sand and just misbehaving!Love ain't a storm-it doesn't support you in rich and poverty or thick and thin but only and only supports your imagination.It just makes you believe that there is a Wonderland but you are not the key to that world but your heart is & I heard Wonderland has a policy.If you want to enter into the Wonderland you must carry someone else's heart but not yours!And those who fake to just have a glance at the wonderland,then the wonderlands takes them to 'POOPLAND',So the moral is that you don't mess with the WONDERLAND.Just Love and Rum and Run!Love ain't complicated!
The next sentence you are going to read totally explains the kind of person I am & what love has been for me."I am insane,you're crazy,I know we'll make crazy together!" And yes all Men & Women are stupid and crazy.Men are crazy that why women are so stupid and Women go crazy that why men are stupid?
Aaand Please Comment and share your views or stories about love!And share it with your friends too! :)
TODDLES!