The Wise Busy!

"PROBLEM WITH AN OLD FRIEND WHO IS TOO BUSY:HE ALWAYS PERCEIVES YOU AS IF NEVER CHANGED"

Hey Readers,Bloggers and Awesomers!I know I haven't posted anything in ages,because you know what I have been busy and actually I am glad to tell you that I am 'sleeping' and that as the online test say 'I am BIPOLAR'.It hasn't been as rough of a time as expected but the road was bumpy.Well,then again I won't bored you with the tales of my busy life...

My today's blog is about all the buzz-worthy busy people.So yeah,don't hide in your closets or don't put your head in that box of ice cream you're holding,just read and I'll try not to offend you!

You know what,I actually din't missed my blog and writing for once.Apparently,I was reminded by a few people that 'Ali...I read your blog the very first time and its_uh,its pleasant'-Yeah,you all get that-what it means!So that's how I was reminded about my blog.

Busy like a wild,dragged from attention person!I know being busy was not what you asked for but then just like a mean girl said once 'life wasn't always a greeting card' so get your ass on your long-term goals because 'Your Butt is on the Line'-Reading few magazines and being entertained by fashion bloggers made me realise that 'Busy' is the new 'Fashion'-so all of you who dint knew,hurry up and be the trendsetter there is only one requirement,and that's 'BUSY'-

I wrote a few songs and I wanted to put them here but then I couldn't-I still don't know why?!Well,my today's home-made jelly bean is busy in it self and I do like it but its outlandish in the BEST way,too.And,I really can't explain that...

So,all the busy buzz-worthios!I need to tell you be busy,it makes you look wiser and don't you forget to put a pair of YSL spectacles before being all worked up.I mean when you put up those YSL's,everybody knows you're a intelligent buzz-worthio'! And ladies black is too professional,if you're busy go with cherry red Lanvin or YSL heels-

Well,that's it and hope you like it!Do share it with your friends and do give your feedback and if you have anything to add up on it,BE MY GUEST.And don't you forget to tell me that you like my Home-made Jelly Bean or NOT.!

A Buzz-Worthio BYE!

'US' or 'U'-'S'

'THOSE TWO OF A KIND,JOINED TOGETHER SOME NUTS AND MADE A HEART.THEY WERE CRAZY.'

Now,I absolutely have no idea about what is your perception about my home-made recent illustration.And,honestly I don't wanna know.Oh!No,I can't be that rude as a blogger.But my today's blog is very general and does not encompass real-life stuff,so sorry to disappoint you.Well,It's good to be back blogging again.I have observed that I do good when I write but unfortunately it does no good to my studies.So,that's why you don't read alot coming from me.

Well,my today's blog is about what it feels to love!

I see that my blog is gradually improving and I finally managed to get some audience!And I couldn't be more happier about your feedback's!And 'Gina' thank you for reading and appreciating my blog!And all the 'Anonymous' I love you too and I know some of you are my friends.I really appreciate that!And thank you for still voting on my story people.It really means alot.And the other part to that story is coming on Sunday!So here's the update!

Well,moving on today's general and lovey blog.I'd like to talk about love and what I did today!I just watched  'The Silver Linings Playbook' and all those who haven't watched it,I'll recommend it to them.I totally loved the movie.I could relate to 'love' in it and I personally found those expressions un-comprehensive.But,those words felt good to hear and were a source of solace.And while watching that movie 'Jennifer Lawrence' just earned a fan.I have also started watching 'How I Met Your Mother' for the first time.Yes,the first time.And,you might think now that where is he from?!But,I somehow started it watching now and I reached to Season 6 and I just heard that Season 9 is the 'Finale' and we'll finally get to know the 'MOTHER'.I am as excited as you are.And,well season 6 is pretty emotional-

I love talking about love,but I really don't know that whether I love,LOVE or I don't love,LOVE.I'm going to talk about two people who made fashion together!They discovered love.The boy knew what the girl wanted and the girl felt attached to a big supportive machine!The girl knew what the boy wanted and the boy felt always needed.And they first met...

When they first met...
'Hi'-'Hey'
She smiled-He smiled-they exchanged their names!

..and then it never continued again,until one day...
'U' and 'S'-the coach called out their names and they moved to the centre of the stage to perform.
-the song played-but they never wanted the song!
'U' was lying on 'S' and 'S' lying on the floor-their performance started...
they felt earth and force the very first time,that day
*U* rose like an Ice-Queen from the *S's* body and 'S' stood up and looked at her like...
they danced like professionals,but they knew they were not the best and they knew they might be not selected and they connected...
Suddenly,the voices in their head vanished and their body's moved as Newton's 3rd Law of Motion.
*U's* body exerted force on *S's* body and *S's* body exerted the equal amount of force on the opposite direction of *U's* body!

I know,I am confusing you but just go with it and don't skip a word,you never know they might seep into the paper and never appear!

At first they couldn't keep their hands off each other,but then they layed back to back.Nobody could comprehend any of their move but they still could realise all of it-

-the song being played was by Emeli Sande,but honestly there was silence only...
-things weren't going the way they though but 'U' still took that leap of faith and ran towards 'S' like a jaguar and rolled are slender wrists around his neck and hold on to it while are legs still in the air and she never planned to touch the floor,until...

Just ask yourself-what you wanna ask?Don't think about the consequences!

...they looked in each others eyes and in that blink of an eye they became 'US' from 'U' and 'S'
but then 'U' fall and touched the earth again but this time it wasn't the same-she was alone on the ground and they turned into 'U' and 'S'.

Here,I end this story-I could have written more or explained what I have written more efficiently,But,I decide to end it like this-Because I know you are a better 'decider' for yourself!

Decide,that whether it was desperation or the urge of being with some one to not fall alone or was it really love that nobody could understand but knew that it was there?
That is all I can come up with-if you have anything to add-Be My Guest and DECIDE! :)
Do share your views and I know you give me feedback about my posts but also give feedback to those illustrations I make and Please share it with your friends :)

DECIDE!

Rum.Love.Run!

"BE INSANE.NOT CRAZY!"

They never tell you & will never tell you which way is the restroom.And Ladies don't talk to strange men in a bar-you never know you come across a person like 'Barney Stinson' & you're so drunk that you fall in love with him + Women are not articles of trade,that they can be flattered anywhere!So to all women sign a petition against 'hitting on women'-you know what,men should be heavily fined-like $500 or something and the fine should be kept by the victim so she can buy a new 'Marc Jacobs' top or something!

I belong to the gender known as 'MALE',JSYK!

*I served army mam'*
*I am a cop*
...an architect,a chef,a news anchor,a musician...
...that after sometime they all seem blah blah to you-they are blah blah,getting paid for blah blah and super bleh in Charming or in BED!(whatever counts).

They give you ant-size little clues and hints and make you dinosaur size suspicious,but they never really tell you which way is the Exit Door!Long Story SHORT-You are on your own,Never fall in love because everything that falls eventually breaks!Puppy Love or Hot Passionate Love or any blah blah love is going to show you a big 'SUCK IT' poster!And no there is no board hanging on you saying 'CHEAT ON ME' but yes a board saying 'SCREWED'-its your call to turn that into 'SCREW YOU'.

My BROTHERS ain't going to be happy with this post!I just messed with the Bro-Code.But yes I am Insanely Insane,I do go bonkers!

Ladies,once upon a time a few procedures ago you were all 'lovey-dovey' but from now on you are gonna be uptight and not gonna watch 'Dirty Dancing' and eat chocolate icecream and drink a whole bottle of wine with a pipe!NO.Go out and be you and experience single,because honestly there is no such thing like 'Mama!He's the best man I've ever seen',so yeah!

They will never tell you that We Are Never Getting Back Together,like ever!huh!But Ladies go get some tequila and still fall in love with men and break them! I mean there is a war going outside,people are getting killed,where is your RUM or whatever you like except Martini-Men no longer man-up to get a bullet but just to talk to you and get your number!Don't hurt their emotion atleast listen to those words he just made up from his 'pervy-little dictionary' and got them polished!

Okay I am getting a Wrap-Up from my clock-I have promises to fulfil.So I am gonna finish it right here!

Ladies,I don't say don't fall in love-I say just love and Stop in the name of Lord and loose it in sweet music.You don't find love in eyes or etc.But you find it in a cheap bottle of wine and walking on the footpath looking at a Mercedes or even stepping on the sand castles in the sand and just misbehaving!Love ain't a storm-it doesn't support you in rich and poverty or thick and thin but only and only supports your imagination.It just makes you believe that there is a Wonderland but you are not the key to that world but your heart is & I heard Wonderland has a policy.If you want to enter into the Wonderland you must carry someone else's heart but not yours!And those who fake to just have a glance at the wonderland,then the wonderlands takes them to 'POOPLAND',So the moral is that you don't mess with the WONDERLAND.Just Love and Rum and Run!Love ain't complicated!
The next sentence you are going to read totally explains the kind of person I am & what love has been for me."I am insane,you're crazy,I know we'll make crazy together!" And yes all Men & Women are stupid and crazy.Men are crazy that why women are so stupid and Women go crazy that why men are stupid?
Aaand Please Comment and share your views or stories about love!And share it with your friends too! :)

TODDLES!

#1.The girl with a 'V'

'I'M NOT A FILM ACTOR,I AM AN ACTRESS.BEING A FILM STAR IS SUCH A FALSE LIFE,LIVED FOR FAKE VALUES AND FOR PUBLICITY.'
Hello readers!My today's blog is about the story of their marriage.The story of 'Loom' & 'Vea'.The story of how they came across each other and how they protested for their innocence. Now I know,you can slightly judge what my blog is going to be about and you're like 'Oh!I know what this blog is about-Its about a showy married couple and all.I have seen so many movies about such stuff and its lame and repetitive and then you close my blog.' Well,I must say a picture does describe thousand words but I am sorry to disappoint you-my today's blog is not about what you're thinking!Before I further move on with my today's blog I'd like to add that my blog is a work of fiction!

Now,we start their story!

Vea,Oh she is a lady with BIG dreams and real expensive taste!She can do anything to make her image look good.She has no limits and she's so freaking potential worker.She is a career-oriented women.People call her 'too pretty' and I might add that there is no man who hasn't turned his head around and haven't had a proper look at her.Now her face isn't just a normal ordinary or 'yea!she's cool' kinda face-now you're sadly mistaken,she is VEA,she is the prettiest.The fact that makes her even more pretty is that she doesn't believe that she is actually that pretty.And when people oddly stir at her, with their mouth wide open and that a fly could enter their mouth-she gets this 'eew' sort of feeling but,she don't even look at them for once and never stumbles walking and she walks like Marilyn Monroe in Some Like It Hot did and guess what she loved the voice of her heels-she once said on The Graham Norton show '...oh that sound is uh-mazing,a perfect lullaby.You know Marilyn said that all ladies owe a lot to the person who invented heels.Well,I guess she was right!' She was awarded with the title of 'The Most Beautiful Women in the World' 4 times in her 6-year old career!
I know you're thinking 'My God,this will take long-this guy starts writing and never stops!And then you close my blog in your imagination.' Well,I must inform you-this time you are right.So,I suggest grab your Doritos because popcorn were so 2012 and then continue reading!

Luman Crosby,'Darn,he is a 'B-' but a hunk' said Michi.Oh wait,I can't introduce you to Luman before telling you absolutely every minor detail about Vea.Because Luman is nowhere in Vea's part of the story.On the contrary,Luman's story starts with Vea and ends with her!

Now,before Vea was famous and before she went on to fulfil her dream.I'd like to take you to her before 'The VEA' flashback!God,she had a dramatic life as a normal girl.Her dad is a well-known industrialist in Pakistan.He's got 'skyscraper-size' contacts round the globe.He went to Harvard and got his MBA degree and joined his dad's-friend's firm and soon became the manager.Vea's mother worked under her daughter's father and she always mentions that he is the best of all gentlemen and he's been kind to me not because I have a face but for my behaviour and he's been there with me when my shadow left me in those bright lights of the city.Vea's mother,a christian,beautiful blonde and Vea's father a Pakistani Muslim and not so good looking.It was unacceptable!It was more than two people getting married.The issue raised by Vea's mother's family was about Vea's dad belonging from Pakistan.They said:'Why you had to choose a guy from the peacefullest country of all?' and Vea's dad's family raised the issue of Vea's mother being a christian but, somehow he convinced his family and Vea's mother decided to leave her 'American Patriots' family.Well,Vea was born and raised in Karachi,Pakistan.Vea had 4 brothers and an elder sister!She was the youngest but the smartest amongst her siblings.She was 15,when she was in her first year of A-levels.She was a pretty known teenager in her city. Afterwards,she moved to another city Lahore-when she turned 14.She finished her school there and figured out what she wanted to do in her life.She had a big dream,theatre and singing lightened up her soul and all of it was visible in her crystal eyes! Unfortunately,her family did not wanted her to do so.Her dad and brothers were too protective regarding her.They did not wanted her to do anything.According to her,her family wanted her to turn 18 and get her married by his cousin. I'd like to tell you the other part of the story which is-She was loved and cared by all of her family.Her mother was her greatest inspiration.She said my mom made my life 'super easy' and she also said that 'My mom said this to me once that Never get bullied,never-when they call you freak or anything you feel that is inappropriate. Tell them to take it back and apologise and if they don't follow you,then do whatever you can do to make yourself feel right-even if you had to beat them,I promise I'll handle if you got suspended or expelled for hitting,because baby in this world sticks and stones don't hurt but words are always imprinted in your mind and haunt you in the best way.'She also reportedly said:'I once opened my lunch and I found a tiara and a wand in it-I mean like out of nowhere I just see them in  my lunch box-ahahaha-it was the best lunch ever'.So,you can realise the relationship between Vea and her mother.Surprisingly,Vea decided to leave her family and everything she had and left Pakistan at the age of 16.She finished her A-Levels in one year and got a scholarship to U.C.L.A. Vea a girl with BIG dreams of being a Broadway artist, record breaking singer,a fashion designer,a writer and a dancer and so much-just stepped into a world crowded with dreams.
She was in the battlefield,now.And there was no going back.

The original photo is taken by Kevin Tachman and my homemade rusty constructed illustration is a little treat for you and a question for you!How this picture holds some sort of importance in Vea's life!
Well,I'd like to remind you that I am writing this blog to tell you about her story of getting married!I'll wrap this up now and I'll get to the part of them getting married,soon.
Please give your feedback people and recommend should I continue this or not?And please share it with your friends! :)

To Be Continued!

...the diva is High-Principled!

"BLURRING THE LINES BETWEEN REAL AND FAKE.DARK & LONELY,I NEED SOMEBODY TO HOLD ME."
Today,I came on to a conclusion while finishing my McDonald's 'Happy Meal',that-Fashion is not maths or some other hideous subject-which could be understood by concentrating on it.FASHION!It just happens.The air you inhale and exhale is fashion or when you listen to Carly Rae Jepsen's 'Call Me Maybe' and start doing your signature move and later realize:"GOD I was so lame" or when you are pissed off working all day long and sweat is stinging on your lips.That is FASHION.You are FASHION.

The McDonald's guy gave me a superman,in my happy meal,JSYK.

Now,I made this homemade butter cookie-YESTERDAY!I believe,now all of you are aware of what my blogs are about and how I call my fashion illustrations-my homemade productions!When I first made this,I had something completely different on my mind but some how that 'Superman' in my 'Happy Meal' changed everything.I know that you guys might be thinking that 'THIS GUY IS DRUNK-HE HAS NO IDEA,WHAT HE IS WRITING'-well,yes you are right-even I think like that about myself and then 'pretend' to be 'all-drunk'!Because,that's how I am fashioned by my FASHIONER.
To all of you,who believe in LORDY and to all who believe only in themselves!Today,I'll be telling you about my imaginary friend-Felilah...

I found this picture on "pinterest" and I really have no clue,who pinned it or who is that girl or who clicked it?So,to the real founder of this picture,I'd like to say:"You are one Amaze-Balls creature,this picture is how I think my imaginary friend is.So,you saved my imaginary friend.You gave a face to her!My golden heart thanks you"

Well,moving further-the lady who is Felilah,is high-principled.She's perfect.She knows how much to smile or how to slightly tilt her face or how to show her hair on camera.She is always like this 'head-strong'-she doesn't believe in showing and never seems to loose it- I like her,but then it's her four-chambered heart,where baby leaves are sprouting and she turns into a 'hot-mess'.

HOT-MESS ALERT!My 'Superman' exploded!That unknown face yet too familiar-was right beside me,stirring.

Relax,It's Felilah,that was the first time I saw her!So,she killed my toy and my meal wasn't finished yet and I had to talk to some one."Do you really think I am real?" she said.The cooler version of me replied "If you take off your hideous sun-glasses at night time,I might think you are real or else you are from 'Pluto'-which is not a planet anymore!

Well,So I couldn't see her whole face and you can see Felilah-in my illustration.The one-not made by me shows that the proportions of the photo and that slim-straight and lined clothes and the way she is posing and her hands hanging down exactly on that angle shows How awesome Felilah and that photo is?But,just have a look at my illustration-I mean even if you play that game called 'Spot The Difference'-you can completely state all the differences!SPEAKS FOR ITSELF.They both are different-I mean Felilah is screaming in red and green that "Baby,She's Not Me".

Now,the main business behind me writing this blog was to tell you that-both the illustrations are pole a part!I convinced myself that Felilah is the one in the real photo.I convinced myself that all high-principled ladies are alike!But than,the death of my 'Superman' made me realize that Fashion is not 'science or maths' that you think there is only one possible,justified answer to-There are thousand justified answers to FASHION,to YOU,to US.The way I write is Fashion and the way you people interpret my blog in different ways is also FASHION!
Don't THINK and Don't DO IT but just Feel It...and everything will fall into its right place.
BE FASHION.Don't CHANGE to be FASHION.Because that smell of your perfumed mansion-size hearts is over-powering!And,I'll tell you the rest of the chat between me and Felilah,some other day!
And please share it with your friends,and your views are extremely important! :)

au revoir!

    

to FRUSTRATION!

“YOU'RE FRUSTRATED BECAUSE YOU KEEP WAITING FOR THE BLOOMING OF FLOWERS OF WHICH YOU HAVE YET TO SOW THE SEEDS”

Its been days,that I haven't blogged or even wrote a single word.I had too much going on from last few days.But the question remains that,how can I respire without even writing?Even I am finding it hard to answer!In my previous blogs I wrote about 'moving-on' and 'procrastinating' and 'pretending'.But,today I'll be talking about 'frustration'.Yes,frustration-which makes you do cray-cray stuff & which is caused by 'the emotional assault' by people!In my brand new illustration,I used flustered tone of colours!They are bright & colourful but dull at the same time,too.The original classic illustration is captured by Mario Testino for the "Living Vogue Lady" Kate Moss in Miu Miu. I like it,how Kate looks attentive and focused.She is the ultimate example of "WOMEN ON THE GO" -she goes to work every day and is still probably working at a nine to five pace!I wonder how bad it tastes!She is 'frustrated'-Oh yes,the 'f' word is written all over her face.She is frustrated because she is pressurised with deadlines,she is afraid of being down-sized.So she wake's up every morning, with a big smile on her face and be up-tight and never recites her emotions out of her skull.However,my very own homemade apple production(i.e. my illustration on the right) I used colours but made them look arid!I traced out the original illustration and made an identical twin with the help of a stencil.The paper on which I created this blend of a lady is 26 years old.Yes,26!I found it hidden under a Indian ethnic metal box,which belonged to my mother!And I also made the paper look old with a vintage stamp!Well,that was the tale of construction  of my homemade apple production!Now,lets talk about the 'obscura'-of how I managed to experiment a emotion called 'frustration' in my illustration!Well,the tale continues and you can see that the outline is clearly visible of the figure and I used a dark highlighter pencil to do that so.But its 'light and hollow' from the inside!The two colors and the reason behind making two of them was to show you the clarity of 'frustration'.She has another side to herself-which is unexplored and untouched.She herself doesn't know, that she has another side to herself.She is always frustrated and just thinks of herself in another color because she doesn't know what she is other than the frustrated women!Which shows she believes that somewhere in her mind she is not shallow or frustrated but just the one she believes she is.So,I'd like end my blog right here & tell you that I have no solutions for your 'frustration' or anything but I'd like to tell you that believe in yourself and you'll find an 'un-frustrated' side to yourself.But I can recommend you some solution by my illustration that,if you're at the end of your rope...then untie the knot in your heart! And LIVE!
So Share your views and please share it with your friends & 'Frustrate' the 'Frustration' to not 'Frustrate' yourself! :)

Toddles!

They Pretend!

"I'M TIRED OF PRETENDING,TIRED OF ACTING LIKE EVERYTHING'S OKAY,TIRED OF NOT BEING WITH HIM..."

I was not a 'pretender' today!I talk to so many people,everyday-but,somehow that's not me they are talking to but me.I understand that this expression is confusing,but then my life is full of chaos & piss too.I have always 'wanted' to satisfy people with my behaviour and ended up ignoring what I have always 'needed'!I was arguing with a friend of mine today about 'who gets affected more?'-Yes,I know what you are thinking-we were having a 'Affect-Off',as you might call it that way!She blamed me for being 'egoistic','self-absorbing' and 'mean'-somehow,she meant I am the devil's disciple,at least that's how I see it!Her allegation's did not affected me nor,I was offended by any of those words-Don't both my thoughts mean the same.Weird!However,does it mean that I have no shame?-Well,I still seem confused about this one question.

I was perfectly 'calm',but for some completely weird reason I shouted and fought courageously for the frugal blames plunged into my soul with a silver spoon!
Yeah,who doesn't like some drama as pleasure?!I confess,I am a hedonist,so yeah!

I continued safe-guarding my jeopardised image and at one point I wanted to sing 'Hit Me With Your Best Shot By Pat Benatar'.Later,she said;'I am superficial'-Oh yes she said that 's' word! But,I had to remember that I won't fight like a 'bitch' and jump on her and bite off her liver or something!
So,I said;'Hah!Spurious claims!Yeah,that's what they are.'-this is what I said just like a boss.
In addition,I continued like a boss;'I am what I am,I like the way I misbehave'.I paused for effect.'I know I get dysfunctional at times,but that's what I need!And,oh yes i know I have *P.R.E.C.O.C.I.O.U.S.* written all over me'.

Afterwards,she apologised of what had happened and was extremely sorry.So,I forgot that she called me 'egoistic' and I also forgot she said the 's' word to me and I forgave her!
Nah!None of that happened.She never apologised and we had to talk to each other since she was suppose to help me with my assignment on 'Malaria'.Later,when I got some free time to myself-I couldn't let my mind avoid this argument between us!Because,I believe-the stuff I said just for the sake of saying-I actually meant it,all of it!I was me for once and that was the first time I,myself even realised that it was me!I understood the fact that all of us somehow pretend to be pretending and ignore 'things' but somewhere,deep down in our golden heart,we do feel ugly and embarrassed for those 'things'.I just said all of the stuff I really meant in a extremely dramatic way,because that 'drama' was the pretending part!This time,it was me who needed the 'Move-ON' factor to stop pretending and be me and I learnt that 'I am me and that's all I can be'.

The illustration I made today is once again inspired by my day!The original picture is from my favourite magazine, 'Vogue',from 2007 September issue.Grace Coddington looks fabulous and this 'Jump Shot',as they call it-is one of my favourite vogue shot!The way she makes the camera crew jump shows how she is ready to leave the ground and be herself while pretending to be a cover model!So my illustration is a bit experi-mental.My illustration is my interpretation of the original photo.My illustration is tearing up at the seams!It's in red and its basically 'fashion obscura'- I experimented my feelings on a photo,that is what all my illustration are about.These photos are my journal or personal diary or whatever you like to call it!I'll wrap this up now and just say that my today's illustrations somehow,is telling you that;'I know I have issues,but you are pretty messed up too!'

So,the world is full of pretenders and thinkers!So,Nobody can judge and we all are equally being ourselves!Pretending is a stubborn mistress!

I hope you like it and share your views and share it with your friends! :)

Bye!