"BE INSANE.NOT CRAZY!"
They never tell you & will never tell you which way is the restroom.And Ladies don't talk to strange men in a bar-you never know you come across a person like 'Barney Stinson' & you're so drunk that you fall in love with him + Women are not articles of trade,that they can be flattered anywhere!So to all women sign a petition against 'hitting on women'-you know what,men should be heavily fined-like $500 or something and the fine should be kept by the victim so she can buy a new 'Marc Jacobs' top or something!
I belong to the gender known as 'MALE',JSYK!
*I served army mam'*
*I am a cop*
...an architect,a chef,a news anchor,a musician...
...that after sometime they all seem blah blah to you-they are blah blah,getting paid for blah blah and super bleh in Charming or in BED!(whatever counts).
They give you ant-size little clues and hints and make you dinosaur size suspicious,but they never really tell you which way is the Exit Door!Long Story SHORT-You are on your own,Never fall in love because everything that falls eventually breaks!Puppy Love or Hot Passionate Love or any blah blah love is going to show you a big 'SUCK IT' poster!And no there is no board hanging on you saying 'CHEAT ON ME' but yes a board saying 'SCREWED'-its your call to turn that into 'SCREW YOU'.
My BROTHERS ain't going to be happy with this post!I just messed with the Bro-Code.But yes I am Insanely Insane,I do go bonkers!
Ladies,once upon a time a few procedures ago you were all 'lovey-dovey' but from now on you are gonna be uptight and not gonna watch 'Dirty Dancing' and eat chocolate icecream and drink a whole bottle of wine with a pipe!NO.Go out and be you and experience single,because honestly there is no such thing like 'Mama!He's the best man I've ever seen',so yeah!
They will never tell you that We Are Never Getting Back Together,like ever!huh!But Ladies go get some tequila and still fall in love with men and break them! I mean there is a war going outside,people are getting killed,where is your RUM or whatever you like except Martini-Men no longer man-up to get a bullet but just to talk to you and get your number!Don't hurt their emotion atleast listen to those words he just made up from his 'pervy-little dictionary' and got them polished!
Okay I am getting a Wrap-Up from my clock-I have promises to fulfil.So I am gonna finish it right here!
Ladies,I don't say don't fall in love-I say just love and Stop in the name of Lord and loose it in sweet music.You don't find love in eyes or etc.But you find it in a cheap bottle of wine and walking on the footpath looking at a Mercedes or even stepping on the sand castles in the sand and just misbehaving!Love ain't a storm-it doesn't support you in rich and poverty or thick and thin but only and only supports your imagination.It just makes you believe that there is a Wonderland but you are not the key to that world but your heart is & I heard Wonderland has a policy.If you want to enter into the Wonderland you must carry someone else's heart but not yours!And those who fake to just have a glance at the wonderland,then the wonderlands takes them to 'POOPLAND',So the moral is that you don't mess with the WONDERLAND.Just Love and Rum and Run!Love ain't complicated!
The next sentence you are going to read totally explains the kind of person I am & what love has been for me."I am insane,you're crazy,I know we'll make crazy together!" And yes all Men & Women are stupid and crazy.Men are crazy that why women are so stupid and Women go crazy that why men are stupid?
Aaand Please Comment and share your views or stories about love!And share it with your friends too! :)
TODDLES!
