Razzle Dazzle!

NUMEROTOKYO
September 2013

The singer for her achievements in the Britain pop music world is featured on, Numero Tokyo : It Brits edition.Yes-yes, it is the "How We Do (Party)" girl.This post is a treat for all the Ritabots,out there-Rita Ora, sure does love to party and bulls*** - Yesterday,Rita posted these photos on her facebook page and she made all her fans heart go KABOOM!Although,the photos were up on internet a week ago-She looks ravishing,stunning,elegant and she is all FURRY!Well,I am sure she made Brit proud...

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'AUDREY & FRED!-YES,AND ANOTHER JUMP-SHOT ON MY BLOG.'

They Both were awesome and were style icons and darn,they were such influential people in that age.Now,I love Audrey,but I decided not to bother you with every detail of Audrey today!

My Today's blog is gonna be precise and it's another tip to focus on your style and fashion!
I highly recommend you to be crazy and just loose it...
I mean imagine your face in those clothes or what if it isn't Audrey but Helen Hunt or what if it isn't Fred but Daniel Day Lewis-

Now,a friend of mine asked;'Your blog is not about fashion but women lifestyle,right?' And I honestly had no idea how to answer that + I was sleepy that day!So I dint answered-
But here it is,my blog will be about fashion and style i.e. clothes and etc, but for now I am giving you tips for your wardrobe and by what factors you choose your clothes.I mean shoes doesn't describe your taste,nor the clothes but your awesomeness do-My blog is to let you focus on how to co-exist with your character and fashion together?!

I hope I am clear enough and I hope you keep reading my blog and I do apologise for not getting back to you with my story!And my first style guide will be soon posted on my blog!And do comment and recommend what you will like to read from me in my further blogs!
And do share your views and share it with your friends. :)

STAY BLESSED!

'US' or 'U'-'S'

'THOSE TWO OF A KIND,JOINED TOGETHER SOME NUTS AND MADE A HEART.THEY WERE CRAZY.'

Now,I absolutely have no idea about what is your perception about my home-made recent illustration.And,honestly I don't wanna know.Oh!No,I can't be that rude as a blogger.But my today's blog is very general and does not encompass real-life stuff,so sorry to disappoint you.Well,It's good to be back blogging again.I have observed that I do good when I write but unfortunately it does no good to my studies.So,that's why you don't read alot coming from me.

Well,my today's blog is about what it feels to love!

I see that my blog is gradually improving and I finally managed to get some audience!And I couldn't be more happier about your feedback's!And 'Gina' thank you for reading and appreciating my blog!And all the 'Anonymous' I love you too and I know some of you are my friends.I really appreciate that!And thank you for still voting on my story people.It really means alot.And the other part to that story is coming on Sunday!So here's the update!

Well,moving on today's general and lovey blog.I'd like to talk about love and what I did today!I just watched  'The Silver Linings Playbook' and all those who haven't watched it,I'll recommend it to them.I totally loved the movie.I could relate to 'love' in it and I personally found those expressions un-comprehensive.But,those words felt good to hear and were a source of solace.And while watching that movie 'Jennifer Lawrence' just earned a fan.I have also started watching 'How I Met Your Mother' for the first time.Yes,the first time.And,you might think now that where is he from?!But,I somehow started it watching now and I reached to Season 6 and I just heard that Season 9 is the 'Finale' and we'll finally get to know the 'MOTHER'.I am as excited as you are.And,well season 6 is pretty emotional-

I love talking about love,but I really don't know that whether I love,LOVE or I don't love,LOVE.I'm going to talk about two people who made fashion together!They discovered love.The boy knew what the girl wanted and the girl felt attached to a big supportive machine!The girl knew what the boy wanted and the boy felt always needed.And they first met...

When they first met...
'Hi'-'Hey'
She smiled-He smiled-they exchanged their names!

..and then it never continued again,until one day...
'U' and 'S'-the coach called out their names and they moved to the centre of the stage to perform.
-the song played-but they never wanted the song!
'U' was lying on 'S' and 'S' lying on the floor-their performance started...
they felt earth and force the very first time,that day
*U* rose like an Ice-Queen from the *S's* body and 'S' stood up and looked at her like...
they danced like professionals,but they knew they were not the best and they knew they might be not selected and they connected...
Suddenly,the voices in their head vanished and their body's moved as Newton's 3rd Law of Motion.
*U's* body exerted force on *S's* body and *S's* body exerted the equal amount of force on the opposite direction of *U's* body!

I know,I am confusing you but just go with it and don't skip a word,you never know they might seep into the paper and never appear!

At first they couldn't keep their hands off each other,but then they layed back to back.Nobody could comprehend any of their move but they still could realise all of it-

-the song being played was by Emeli Sande,but honestly there was silence only...
-things weren't going the way they though but 'U' still took that leap of faith and ran towards 'S' like a jaguar and rolled are slender wrists around his neck and hold on to it while are legs still in the air and she never planned to touch the floor,until...

Just ask yourself-what you wanna ask?Don't think about the consequences!

...they looked in each others eyes and in that blink of an eye they became 'US' from 'U' and 'S'
but then 'U' fall and touched the earth again but this time it wasn't the same-she was alone on the ground and they turned into 'U' and 'S'.

Here,I end this story-I could have written more or explained what I have written more efficiently,But,I decide to end it like this-Because I know you are a better 'decider' for yourself!

Decide,that whether it was desperation or the urge of being with some one to not fall alone or was it really love that nobody could understand but knew that it was there?
That is all I can come up with-if you have anything to add-Be My Guest and DECIDE! :)
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DECIDE!

Postcard by Queen...

'IN A MAGICAL KINGDOM,SHE LIVED & KILLED & RULED & LOVED!'
Well,before I start my today's blog I'd like to inform you people that I really appreciate you guys wanting me to continue my story. I know there are only seven people who voted but atleast there are '7'-Just Kidding! Well,some people told me that they are finding it difficult to 'vote' and texted me through facebook 'Ali I am having trouble opening your blog,but I want you to know that I'd vote yes'.So yeah this is atleast what they say! Well,I am really humbled because of such lovely readers who haven't even read my 'story' but are still voting! Well-I'd like to tell you that your votes mean alot to me and I hope you enjoy my story! In addition,there is one thing I'd like to tell you,my amazing readers-I really love your comments on my posts and comment more on my posts & don't you ever feel like I am an arrogant retard who doesn't reply back-Honestly,I like people thinking that I have 'attitude problem'. LOL-just kidding but Honestly I think *Thankyou's*-kinda get boring!So I try to avoid them! But if you really want to talk to me-My twitter account is available on my blog and so is my pinterest-so you can reach me over there and I am an extremmely chatty person-I Love Talking!Believe Me!
And my today's post is not about the story!SO DON'T MIX THIS UP WITH THE STORY!

Well,that was all and now I'll talk about my todays post-Oh woah-and where was I? Oh yea!
'IN A MAGICAL KINGDOM,SHE LIVED & KILLED & RULED & LOVED!'

My daughter loved!

My son defeated!

My husband ruled!

My men survived!

And I lived!

My daughter got raped!

My son died!

My husband dethroned!

My men bruised!

And I lived!

My daughter's love-that BASTARD!He worshipped marry-making!He owned the best women in the kingdom!He married my daughter and I said 'NO'-but my childish daughter and her father got them married!The very next night of their marriage-that Bastard raped my daughter and cuts of my child's breasts with an iron rod.I hear the voice of that iron rod screeching-I wasn't there-but I hear my child's hysterical cries-I hear the sound of my child's flesh tearing!I feel my child-

I found her body hanging down that wide tree on the hill-I see her breasts down the hill near the sea.Now gay flowers rested upon her bosom.That BEAST,that BASTARD lied to my daughter-He played with her heart and plunged his man utensils into my childs soft and moisturised skin!

My child's mother!She couldn't keep her calm-Since her 'peace' was snatched from her and hanged by the tree!
She couldn't control her anger!She took an iron rod and walked with bare foot to the Beast's land,dragging the rod,all the way!-She found that Bastard pleasing his own body and she holded the rod in her both hands and cried a nasalised 'Aaaaaaaaaaahaaa' and she started hammering his most favorite body part-she continued hammering unless it didn't fall off and finally...

Her mother,wasn't satistfied.She kept on hitting and crying but eventually she stopped...

I want my child-my blood-I own the biggest kingdom of all planets-I want my child!

-Queen.

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#1.The girl with a 'V'

'I'M NOT A FILM ACTOR,I AM AN ACTRESS.BEING A FILM STAR IS SUCH A FALSE LIFE,LIVED FOR FAKE VALUES AND FOR PUBLICITY.'
Hello readers!My today's blog is about the story of their marriage.The story of 'Loom' & 'Vea'.The story of how they came across each other and how they protested for their innocence. Now I know,you can slightly judge what my blog is going to be about and you're like 'Oh!I know what this blog is about-Its about a showy married couple and all.I have seen so many movies about such stuff and its lame and repetitive and then you close my blog.' Well,I must say a picture does describe thousand words but I am sorry to disappoint you-my today's blog is not about what you're thinking!Before I further move on with my today's blog I'd like to add that my blog is a work of fiction!

Now,we start their story!

Vea,Oh she is a lady with BIG dreams and real expensive taste!She can do anything to make her image look good.She has no limits and she's so freaking potential worker.She is a career-oriented women.People call her 'too pretty' and I might add that there is no man who hasn't turned his head around and haven't had a proper look at her.Now her face isn't just a normal ordinary or 'yea!she's cool' kinda face-now you're sadly mistaken,she is VEA,she is the prettiest.The fact that makes her even more pretty is that she doesn't believe that she is actually that pretty.And when people oddly stir at her, with their mouth wide open and that a fly could enter their mouth-she gets this 'eew' sort of feeling but,she don't even look at them for once and never stumbles walking and she walks like Marilyn Monroe in Some Like It Hot did and guess what she loved the voice of her heels-she once said on The Graham Norton show '...oh that sound is uh-mazing,a perfect lullaby.You know Marilyn said that all ladies owe a lot to the person who invented heels.Well,I guess she was right!' She was awarded with the title of 'The Most Beautiful Women in the World' 4 times in her 6-year old career!
I know you're thinking 'My God,this will take long-this guy starts writing and never stops!And then you close my blog in your imagination.' Well,I must inform you-this time you are right.So,I suggest grab your Doritos because popcorn were so 2012 and then continue reading!

Luman Crosby,'Darn,he is a 'B-' but a hunk' said Michi.Oh wait,I can't introduce you to Luman before telling you absolutely every minor detail about Vea.Because Luman is nowhere in Vea's part of the story.On the contrary,Luman's story starts with Vea and ends with her!

Now,before Vea was famous and before she went on to fulfil her dream.I'd like to take you to her before 'The VEA' flashback!God,she had a dramatic life as a normal girl.Her dad is a well-known industrialist in Pakistan.He's got 'skyscraper-size' contacts round the globe.He went to Harvard and got his MBA degree and joined his dad's-friend's firm and soon became the manager.Vea's mother worked under her daughter's father and she always mentions that he is the best of all gentlemen and he's been kind to me not because I have a face but for my behaviour and he's been there with me when my shadow left me in those bright lights of the city.Vea's mother,a christian,beautiful blonde and Vea's father a Pakistani Muslim and not so good looking.It was unacceptable!It was more than two people getting married.The issue raised by Vea's mother's family was about Vea's dad belonging from Pakistan.They said:'Why you had to choose a guy from the peacefullest country of all?' and Vea's dad's family raised the issue of Vea's mother being a christian but, somehow he convinced his family and Vea's mother decided to leave her 'American Patriots' family.Well,Vea was born and raised in Karachi,Pakistan.Vea had 4 brothers and an elder sister!She was the youngest but the smartest amongst her siblings.She was 15,when she was in her first year of A-levels.She was a pretty known teenager in her city. Afterwards,she moved to another city Lahore-when she turned 14.She finished her school there and figured out what she wanted to do in her life.She had a big dream,theatre and singing lightened up her soul and all of it was visible in her crystal eyes! Unfortunately,her family did not wanted her to do so.Her dad and brothers were too protective regarding her.They did not wanted her to do anything.According to her,her family wanted her to turn 18 and get her married by his cousin. I'd like to tell you the other part of the story which is-She was loved and cared by all of her family.Her mother was her greatest inspiration.She said my mom made my life 'super easy' and she also said that 'My mom said this to me once that Never get bullied,never-when they call you freak or anything you feel that is inappropriate. Tell them to take it back and apologise and if they don't follow you,then do whatever you can do to make yourself feel right-even if you had to beat them,I promise I'll handle if you got suspended or expelled for hitting,because baby in this world sticks and stones don't hurt but words are always imprinted in your mind and haunt you in the best way.'She also reportedly said:'I once opened my lunch and I found a tiara and a wand in it-I mean like out of nowhere I just see them in  my lunch box-ahahaha-it was the best lunch ever'.So,you can realise the relationship between Vea and her mother.Surprisingly,Vea decided to leave her family and everything she had and left Pakistan at the age of 16.She finished her A-Levels in one year and got a scholarship to U.C.L.A. Vea a girl with BIG dreams of being a Broadway artist, record breaking singer,a fashion designer,a writer and a dancer and so much-just stepped into a world crowded with dreams.
She was in the battlefield,now.And there was no going back.

The original photo is taken by Kevin Tachman and my homemade rusty constructed illustration is a little treat for you and a question for you!How this picture holds some sort of importance in Vea's life!
Well,I'd like to remind you that I am writing this blog to tell you about her story of getting married!I'll wrap this up now and I'll get to the part of them getting married,soon.
Please give your feedback people and recommend should I continue this or not?And please share it with your friends! :)

To Be Continued!

for the fashioned souls.SHINE!

I believe

I worship

I try

...try to conquer

conquer my fears

I sacrifice

I desire

I write

...write to respire

respire to live

live to shine...

Shine so bright,

that my head held high

my feet off the ground

showing the world

the light they asked for

shining so bright that they want more

and striving to shine the most 

that they never see my shine fade

they then look up the sky 

and throw a grenade

and I let my light diffuse into the exploded

Because I've loved and I've lost

Because I've loved and I've lost

My bruises and my blood

will encompass my legacy

these tiny explosions won't be remembered

so tell them who co-exist

sticks & stones won't hurt anymore...

My shine is my pride

my light will always shield you

when they refuse your worth

I will always be with you

Whether the Lord of Light

take all that is bright

Because I've loved and I've lost

Because I've loved and I've lost

Whether I am dethroned of my legacy

I'll be by your side

I'll be titanium

and when they again throw a grenade at me

and extract all my shine

and when you'll be long gone

I'll tell them that my religion is you

Then,I see you shine

and I see you in those lights

But...

I've loved and I've lost

I've loved and I've lost

Now,

I am a beast

I am dark

I make you shine 'bright' in dark

Because I've loved and I've lost

Because I've loved and I've lost

Post HAPPY NEW YEAR 

    SHINE&STAY BLESSED :)

to FRUSTRATION!

“YOU'RE FRUSTRATED BECAUSE YOU KEEP WAITING FOR THE BLOOMING OF FLOWERS OF WHICH YOU HAVE YET TO SOW THE SEEDS”

Its been days,that I haven't blogged or even wrote a single word.I had too much going on from last few days.But the question remains that,how can I respire without even writing?Even I am finding it hard to answer!In my previous blogs I wrote about 'moving-on' and 'procrastinating' and 'pretending'.But,today I'll be talking about 'frustration'.Yes,frustration-which makes you do cray-cray stuff & which is caused by 'the emotional assault' by people!In my brand new illustration,I used flustered tone of colours!They are bright & colourful but dull at the same time,too.The original classic illustration is captured by Mario Testino for the "Living Vogue Lady" Kate Moss in Miu Miu. I like it,how Kate looks attentive and focused.She is the ultimate example of "WOMEN ON THE GO" -she goes to work every day and is still probably working at a nine to five pace!I wonder how bad it tastes!She is 'frustrated'-Oh yes,the 'f' word is written all over her face.She is frustrated because she is pressurised with deadlines,she is afraid of being down-sized.So she wake's up every morning, with a big smile on her face and be up-tight and never recites her emotions out of her skull.However,my very own homemade apple production(i.e. my illustration on the right) I used colours but made them look arid!I traced out the original illustration and made an identical twin with the help of a stencil.The paper on which I created this blend of a lady is 26 years old.Yes,26!I found it hidden under a Indian ethnic metal box,which belonged to my mother!And I also made the paper look old with a vintage stamp!Well,that was the tale of construction  of my homemade apple production!Now,lets talk about the 'obscura'-of how I managed to experiment a emotion called 'frustration' in my illustration!Well,the tale continues and you can see that the outline is clearly visible of the figure and I used a dark highlighter pencil to do that so.But its 'light and hollow' from the inside!The two colors and the reason behind making two of them was to show you the clarity of 'frustration'.She has another side to herself-which is unexplored and untouched.She herself doesn't know, that she has another side to herself.She is always frustrated and just thinks of herself in another color because she doesn't know what she is other than the frustrated women!Which shows she believes that somewhere in her mind she is not shallow or frustrated but just the one she believes she is.So,I'd like end my blog right here & tell you that I have no solutions for your 'frustration' or anything but I'd like to tell you that believe in yourself and you'll find an 'un-frustrated' side to yourself.But I can recommend you some solution by my illustration that,if you're at the end of your rope...then untie the knot in your heart! And LIVE!
So Share your views and please share it with your friends & 'Frustrate' the 'Frustration' to not 'Frustrate' yourself! :)

Toddles!

They Pretend!

"I'M TIRED OF PRETENDING,TIRED OF ACTING LIKE EVERYTHING'S OKAY,TIRED OF NOT BEING WITH HIM..."

I was not a 'pretender' today!I talk to so many people,everyday-but,somehow that's not me they are talking to but me.I understand that this expression is confusing,but then my life is full of chaos & piss too.I have always 'wanted' to satisfy people with my behaviour and ended up ignoring what I have always 'needed'!I was arguing with a friend of mine today about 'who gets affected more?'-Yes,I know what you are thinking-we were having a 'Affect-Off',as you might call it that way!She blamed me for being 'egoistic','self-absorbing' and 'mean'-somehow,she meant I am the devil's disciple,at least that's how I see it!Her allegation's did not affected me nor,I was offended by any of those words-Don't both my thoughts mean the same.Weird!However,does it mean that I have no shame?-Well,I still seem confused about this one question.

I was perfectly 'calm',but for some completely weird reason I shouted and fought courageously for the frugal blames plunged into my soul with a silver spoon!
Yeah,who doesn't like some drama as pleasure?!I confess,I am a hedonist,so yeah!

I continued safe-guarding my jeopardised image and at one point I wanted to sing 'Hit Me With Your Best Shot By Pat Benatar'.Later,she said;'I am superficial'-Oh yes she said that 's' word! But,I had to remember that I won't fight like a 'bitch' and jump on her and bite off her liver or something!
So,I said;'Hah!Spurious claims!Yeah,that's what they are.'-this is what I said just like a boss.
In addition,I continued like a boss;'I am what I am,I like the way I misbehave'.I paused for effect.'I know I get dysfunctional at times,but that's what I need!And,oh yes i know I have *P.R.E.C.O.C.I.O.U.S.* written all over me'.

Afterwards,she apologised of what had happened and was extremely sorry.So,I forgot that she called me 'egoistic' and I also forgot she said the 's' word to me and I forgave her!
Nah!None of that happened.She never apologised and we had to talk to each other since she was suppose to help me with my assignment on 'Malaria'.Later,when I got some free time to myself-I couldn't let my mind avoid this argument between us!Because,I believe-the stuff I said just for the sake of saying-I actually meant it,all of it!I was me for once and that was the first time I,myself even realised that it was me!I understood the fact that all of us somehow pretend to be pretending and ignore 'things' but somewhere,deep down in our golden heart,we do feel ugly and embarrassed for those 'things'.I just said all of the stuff I really meant in a extremely dramatic way,because that 'drama' was the pretending part!This time,it was me who needed the 'Move-ON' factor to stop pretending and be me and I learnt that 'I am me and that's all I can be'.

The illustration I made today is once again inspired by my day!The original picture is from my favourite magazine, 'Vogue',from 2007 September issue.Grace Coddington looks fabulous and this 'Jump Shot',as they call it-is one of my favourite vogue shot!The way she makes the camera crew jump shows how she is ready to leave the ground and be herself while pretending to be a cover model!So my illustration is a bit experi-mental.My illustration is my interpretation of the original photo.My illustration is tearing up at the seams!It's in red and its basically 'fashion obscura'- I experimented my feelings on a photo,that is what all my illustration are about.These photos are my journal or personal diary or whatever you like to call it!I'll wrap this up now and just say that my today's illustrations somehow,is telling you that;'I know I have issues,but you are pretty messed up too!'

So,the world is full of pretenders and thinkers!So,Nobody can judge and we all are equally being ourselves!Pretending is a stubborn mistress!

I hope you like it and share your views and share it with your friends! :)

Bye!