Rum.Love.Run!

"BE INSANE.NOT CRAZY!"

They never tell you & will never tell you which way is the restroom.And Ladies don't talk to strange men in a bar-you never know you come across a person like 'Barney Stinson' & you're so drunk that you fall in love with him + Women are not articles of trade,that they can be flattered anywhere!So to all women sign a petition against 'hitting on women'-you know what,men should be heavily fined-like $500 or something and the fine should be kept by the victim so she can buy a new 'Marc Jacobs' top or something!

I belong to the gender known as 'MALE',JSYK!

*I served army mam'*
*I am a cop*
...an architect,a chef,a news anchor,a musician...
...that after sometime they all seem blah blah to you-they are blah blah,getting paid for blah blah and super bleh in Charming or in BED!(whatever counts).

They give you ant-size little clues and hints and make you dinosaur size suspicious,but they never really tell you which way is the Exit Door!Long Story SHORT-You are on your own,Never fall in love because everything that falls eventually breaks!Puppy Love or Hot Passionate Love or any blah blah love is going to show you a big 'SUCK IT' poster!And no there is no board hanging on you saying 'CHEAT ON ME' but yes a board saying 'SCREWED'-its your call to turn that into 'SCREW YOU'.

My BROTHERS ain't going to be happy with this post!I just messed with the Bro-Code.But yes I am Insanely Insane,I do go bonkers!

Ladies,once upon a time a few procedures ago you were all 'lovey-dovey' but from now on you are gonna be uptight and not gonna watch 'Dirty Dancing' and eat chocolate icecream and drink a whole bottle of wine with a pipe!NO.Go out and be you and experience single,because honestly there is no such thing like 'Mama!He's the best man I've ever seen',so yeah!

They will never tell you that We Are Never Getting Back Together,like ever!huh!But Ladies go get some tequila and still fall in love with men and break them! I mean there is a war going outside,people are getting killed,where is your RUM or whatever you like except Martini-Men no longer man-up to get a bullet but just to talk to you and get your number!Don't hurt their emotion atleast listen to those words he just made up from his 'pervy-little dictionary' and got them polished!

Okay I am getting a Wrap-Up from my clock-I have promises to fulfil.So I am gonna finish it right here!

Ladies,I don't say don't fall in love-I say just love and Stop in the name of Lord and loose it in sweet music.You don't find love in eyes or etc.But you find it in a cheap bottle of wine and walking on the footpath looking at a Mercedes or even stepping on the sand castles in the sand and just misbehaving!Love ain't a storm-it doesn't support you in rich and poverty or thick and thin but only and only supports your imagination.It just makes you believe that there is a Wonderland but you are not the key to that world but your heart is & I heard Wonderland has a policy.If you want to enter into the Wonderland you must carry someone else's heart but not yours!And those who fake to just have a glance at the wonderland,then the wonderlands takes them to 'POOPLAND',So the moral is that you don't mess with the WONDERLAND.Just Love and Rum and Run!Love ain't complicated!
The next sentence you are going to read totally explains the kind of person I am & what love has been for me."I am insane,you're crazy,I know we'll make crazy together!" And yes all Men & Women are stupid and crazy.Men are crazy that why women are so stupid and Women go crazy that why men are stupid?
Aaand Please Comment and share your views or stories about love!And share it with your friends too! :)

TODDLES!

...the diva is High-Principled!

"BLURRING THE LINES BETWEEN REAL AND FAKE.DARK & LONELY,I NEED SOMEBODY TO HOLD ME."
Today,I came on to a conclusion while finishing my McDonald's 'Happy Meal',that-Fashion is not maths or some other hideous subject-which could be understood by concentrating on it.FASHION!It just happens.The air you inhale and exhale is fashion or when you listen to Carly Rae Jepsen's 'Call Me Maybe' and start doing your signature move and later realize:"GOD I was so lame" or when you are pissed off working all day long and sweat is stinging on your lips.That is FASHION.You are FASHION.

The McDonald's guy gave me a superman,in my happy meal,JSYK.

Now,I made this homemade butter cookie-YESTERDAY!I believe,now all of you are aware of what my blogs are about and how I call my fashion illustrations-my homemade productions!When I first made this,I had something completely different on my mind but some how that 'Superman' in my 'Happy Meal' changed everything.I know that you guys might be thinking that 'THIS GUY IS DRUNK-HE HAS NO IDEA,WHAT HE IS WRITING'-well,yes you are right-even I think like that about myself and then 'pretend' to be 'all-drunk'!Because,that's how I am fashioned by my FASHIONER.
To all of you,who believe in LORDY and to all who believe only in themselves!Today,I'll be telling you about my imaginary friend-Felilah...

I found this picture on "pinterest" and I really have no clue,who pinned it or who is that girl or who clicked it?So,to the real founder of this picture,I'd like to say:"You are one Amaze-Balls creature,this picture is how I think my imaginary friend is.So,you saved my imaginary friend.You gave a face to her!My golden heart thanks you"

Well,moving further-the lady who is Felilah,is high-principled.She's perfect.She knows how much to smile or how to slightly tilt her face or how to show her hair on camera.She is always like this 'head-strong'-she doesn't believe in showing and never seems to loose it- I like her,but then it's her four-chambered heart,where baby leaves are sprouting and she turns into a 'hot-mess'.

HOT-MESS ALERT!My 'Superman' exploded!That unknown face yet too familiar-was right beside me,stirring.

Relax,It's Felilah,that was the first time I saw her!So,she killed my toy and my meal wasn't finished yet and I had to talk to some one."Do you really think I am real?" she said.The cooler version of me replied "If you take off your hideous sun-glasses at night time,I might think you are real or else you are from 'Pluto'-which is not a planet anymore!

Well,So I couldn't see her whole face and you can see Felilah-in my illustration.The one-not made by me shows that the proportions of the photo and that slim-straight and lined clothes and the way she is posing and her hands hanging down exactly on that angle shows How awesome Felilah and that photo is?But,just have a look at my illustration-I mean even if you play that game called 'Spot The Difference'-you can completely state all the differences!SPEAKS FOR ITSELF.They both are different-I mean Felilah is screaming in red and green that "Baby,She's Not Me".

Now,the main business behind me writing this blog was to tell you that-both the illustrations are pole a part!I convinced myself that Felilah is the one in the real photo.I convinced myself that all high-principled ladies are alike!But than,the death of my 'Superman' made me realize that Fashion is not 'science or maths' that you think there is only one possible,justified answer to-There are thousand justified answers to FASHION,to YOU,to US.The way I write is Fashion and the way you people interpret my blog in different ways is also FASHION!
Don't THINK and Don't DO IT but just Feel It...and everything will fall into its right place.
BE FASHION.Don't CHANGE to be FASHION.Because that smell of your perfumed mansion-size hearts is over-powering!And,I'll tell you the rest of the chat between me and Felilah,some other day!
And please share it with your friends,and your views are extremely important! :)

au revoir!

    

for the fashioned souls.SHINE!

I believe

I worship

I try

...try to conquer

conquer my fears

I sacrifice

I desire

I write

...write to respire

respire to live

live to shine...

Shine so bright,

that my head held high

my feet off the ground

showing the world

the light they asked for

shining so bright that they want more

and striving to shine the most 

that they never see my shine fade

they then look up the sky 

and throw a grenade

and I let my light diffuse into the exploded

Because I've loved and I've lost

Because I've loved and I've lost

My bruises and my blood

will encompass my legacy

these tiny explosions won't be remembered

so tell them who co-exist

sticks & stones won't hurt anymore...

My shine is my pride

my light will always shield you

when they refuse your worth

I will always be with you

Whether the Lord of Light

take all that is bright

Because I've loved and I've lost

Because I've loved and I've lost

Whether I am dethroned of my legacy

I'll be by your side

I'll be titanium

and when they again throw a grenade at me

and extract all my shine

and when you'll be long gone

I'll tell them that my religion is you

Then,I see you shine

and I see you in those lights

But...

I've loved and I've lost

I've loved and I've lost

Now,

I am a beast

I am dark

I make you shine 'bright' in dark

Because I've loved and I've lost

Because I've loved and I've lost

Post HAPPY NEW YEAR 

    SHINE&STAY BLESSED :)

to FRUSTRATION!

“YOU'RE FRUSTRATED BECAUSE YOU KEEP WAITING FOR THE BLOOMING OF FLOWERS OF WHICH YOU HAVE YET TO SOW THE SEEDS”

Its been days,that I haven't blogged or even wrote a single word.I had too much going on from last few days.But the question remains that,how can I respire without even writing?Even I am finding it hard to answer!In my previous blogs I wrote about 'moving-on' and 'procrastinating' and 'pretending'.But,today I'll be talking about 'frustration'.Yes,frustration-which makes you do cray-cray stuff & which is caused by 'the emotional assault' by people!In my brand new illustration,I used flustered tone of colours!They are bright & colourful but dull at the same time,too.The original classic illustration is captured by Mario Testino for the "Living Vogue Lady" Kate Moss in Miu Miu. I like it,how Kate looks attentive and focused.She is the ultimate example of "WOMEN ON THE GO" -she goes to work every day and is still probably working at a nine to five pace!I wonder how bad it tastes!She is 'frustrated'-Oh yes,the 'f' word is written all over her face.She is frustrated because she is pressurised with deadlines,she is afraid of being down-sized.So she wake's up every morning, with a big smile on her face and be up-tight and never recites her emotions out of her skull.However,my very own homemade apple production(i.e. my illustration on the right) I used colours but made them look arid!I traced out the original illustration and made an identical twin with the help of a stencil.The paper on which I created this blend of a lady is 26 years old.Yes,26!I found it hidden under a Indian ethnic metal box,which belonged to my mother!And I also made the paper look old with a vintage stamp!Well,that was the tale of construction  of my homemade apple production!Now,lets talk about the 'obscura'-of how I managed to experiment a emotion called 'frustration' in my illustration!Well,the tale continues and you can see that the outline is clearly visible of the figure and I used a dark highlighter pencil to do that so.But its 'light and hollow' from the inside!The two colors and the reason behind making two of them was to show you the clarity of 'frustration'.She has another side to herself-which is unexplored and untouched.She herself doesn't know, that she has another side to herself.She is always frustrated and just thinks of herself in another color because she doesn't know what she is other than the frustrated women!Which shows she believes that somewhere in her mind she is not shallow or frustrated but just the one she believes she is.So,I'd like end my blog right here & tell you that I have no solutions for your 'frustration' or anything but I'd like to tell you that believe in yourself and you'll find an 'un-frustrated' side to yourself.But I can recommend you some solution by my illustration that,if you're at the end of your rope...then untie the knot in your heart! And LIVE!
So Share your views and please share it with your friends & 'Frustrate' the 'Frustration' to not 'Frustrate' yourself! :)

Toddles!

They Pretend!

"I'M TIRED OF PRETENDING,TIRED OF ACTING LIKE EVERYTHING'S OKAY,TIRED OF NOT BEING WITH HIM..."

I was not a 'pretender' today!I talk to so many people,everyday-but,somehow that's not me they are talking to but me.I understand that this expression is confusing,but then my life is full of chaos & piss too.I have always 'wanted' to satisfy people with my behaviour and ended up ignoring what I have always 'needed'!I was arguing with a friend of mine today about 'who gets affected more?'-Yes,I know what you are thinking-we were having a 'Affect-Off',as you might call it that way!She blamed me for being 'egoistic','self-absorbing' and 'mean'-somehow,she meant I am the devil's disciple,at least that's how I see it!Her allegation's did not affected me nor,I was offended by any of those words-Don't both my thoughts mean the same.Weird!However,does it mean that I have no shame?-Well,I still seem confused about this one question.

I was perfectly 'calm',but for some completely weird reason I shouted and fought courageously for the frugal blames plunged into my soul with a silver spoon!
Yeah,who doesn't like some drama as pleasure?!I confess,I am a hedonist,so yeah!

I continued safe-guarding my jeopardised image and at one point I wanted to sing 'Hit Me With Your Best Shot By Pat Benatar'.Later,she said;'I am superficial'-Oh yes she said that 's' word! But,I had to remember that I won't fight like a 'bitch' and jump on her and bite off her liver or something!
So,I said;'Hah!Spurious claims!Yeah,that's what they are.'-this is what I said just like a boss.
In addition,I continued like a boss;'I am what I am,I like the way I misbehave'.I paused for effect.'I know I get dysfunctional at times,but that's what I need!And,oh yes i know I have *P.R.E.C.O.C.I.O.U.S.* written all over me'.

Afterwards,she apologised of what had happened and was extremely sorry.So,I forgot that she called me 'egoistic' and I also forgot she said the 's' word to me and I forgave her!
Nah!None of that happened.She never apologised and we had to talk to each other since she was suppose to help me with my assignment on 'Malaria'.Later,when I got some free time to myself-I couldn't let my mind avoid this argument between us!Because,I believe-the stuff I said just for the sake of saying-I actually meant it,all of it!I was me for once and that was the first time I,myself even realised that it was me!I understood the fact that all of us somehow pretend to be pretending and ignore 'things' but somewhere,deep down in our golden heart,we do feel ugly and embarrassed for those 'things'.I just said all of the stuff I really meant in a extremely dramatic way,because that 'drama' was the pretending part!This time,it was me who needed the 'Move-ON' factor to stop pretending and be me and I learnt that 'I am me and that's all I can be'.

The illustration I made today is once again inspired by my day!The original picture is from my favourite magazine, 'Vogue',from 2007 September issue.Grace Coddington looks fabulous and this 'Jump Shot',as they call it-is one of my favourite vogue shot!The way she makes the camera crew jump shows how she is ready to leave the ground and be herself while pretending to be a cover model!So my illustration is a bit experi-mental.My illustration is my interpretation of the original photo.My illustration is tearing up at the seams!It's in red and its basically 'fashion obscura'- I experimented my feelings on a photo,that is what all my illustration are about.These photos are my journal or personal diary or whatever you like to call it!I'll wrap this up now and just say that my today's illustrations somehow,is telling you that;'I know I have issues,but you are pretty messed up too!'

So,the world is full of pretenders and thinkers!So,Nobody can judge and we all are equally being ourselves!Pretending is a stubborn mistress!

I hope you like it and share your views and share it with your friends! :)

Bye!

Procrastinate & Relax!

"WORK.DON'T THINK.RELAX!"

So,Today I made another illustration to get my mind off the 'work' and just 'don't think' about the deadlines and eat nutella spread on butter cookies and just 'relax'!The original picture and obviously the 'fantastic one',somehow delivers a theme which is according to me;"The shadow in red"."Pinterest".You must know this interesting and *yummy* site.I found this picture "pinned" on the site by some people with surely great aesthetics,as you could see.I do not have any idea that who clicked it,but as a photographer I really wish that I had clicked this one.The red veil is so florid and 'huge' and elegant and I must say made my heart beat like an 808 drum!However,the black,somewhere in dark blue-ish colour tone-sleeveless dress and so beautifully embroidered and the other details just make this whole picture 'super-fluous'.On the contrary,my illustration is so unlike the original.I tried to make my illustration look like a 'star-girl' *Phantasmagoria*-its could be considered as dreamlike sequence of events!As you know I love colors,so this time I made harmony with three colours unlike my last illustration which was in Blue!I always like to construct my illustration with 'ink' and that element is quite visible in this illustration too.I believe my illustration is quite 'editorial' and seems to connect with the everlasting and divine 'imagination'.I think I'd wrap it up now!And I'd just like to say once again Procrastinate & Relax! Because Its Worth It! ;)   And Please share your views on it.The mean a lot! :)                             

Toddles!