The Wise Busy!

"PROBLEM WITH AN OLD FRIEND WHO IS TOO BUSY:HE ALWAYS PERCEIVES YOU AS IF NEVER CHANGED"

Hey Readers,Bloggers and Awesomers!I know I haven't posted anything in ages,because you know what I have been busy and actually I am glad to tell you that I am 'sleeping' and that as the online test say 'I am BIPOLAR'.It hasn't been as rough of a time as expected but the road was bumpy.Well,then again I won't bored you with the tales of my busy life...

My today's blog is about all the buzz-worthy busy people.So yeah,don't hide in your closets or don't put your head in that box of ice cream you're holding,just read and I'll try not to offend you!

You know what,I actually din't missed my blog and writing for once.Apparently,I was reminded by a few people that 'Ali...I read your blog the very first time and its_uh,its pleasant'-Yeah,you all get that-what it means!So that's how I was reminded about my blog.

Busy like a wild,dragged from attention person!I know being busy was not what you asked for but then just like a mean girl said once 'life wasn't always a greeting card' so get your ass on your long-term goals because 'Your Butt is on the Line'-Reading few magazines and being entertained by fashion bloggers made me realise that 'Busy' is the new 'Fashion'-so all of you who dint knew,hurry up and be the trendsetter there is only one requirement,and that's 'BUSY'-

I wrote a few songs and I wanted to put them here but then I couldn't-I still don't know why?!Well,my today's home-made jelly bean is busy in it self and I do like it but its outlandish in the BEST way,too.And,I really can't explain that...

So,all the busy buzz-worthios!I need to tell you be busy,it makes you look wiser and don't you forget to put a pair of YSL spectacles before being all worked up.I mean when you put up those YSL's,everybody knows you're a intelligent buzz-worthio'! And ladies black is too professional,if you're busy go with cherry red Lanvin or YSL heels-

Well,that's it and hope you like it!Do share it with your friends and do give your feedback and if you have anything to add up on it,BE MY GUEST.And don't you forget to tell me that you like my Home-made Jelly Bean or NOT.!

A Buzz-Worthio BYE!

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'AUDREY & FRED!-YES,AND ANOTHER JUMP-SHOT ON MY BLOG.'

They Both were awesome and were style icons and darn,they were such influential people in that age.Now,I love Audrey,but I decided not to bother you with every detail of Audrey today!

My Today's blog is gonna be precise and it's another tip to focus on your style and fashion!
I highly recommend you to be crazy and just loose it...
I mean imagine your face in those clothes or what if it isn't Audrey but Helen Hunt or what if it isn't Fred but Daniel Day Lewis-

Now,a friend of mine asked;'Your blog is not about fashion but women lifestyle,right?' And I honestly had no idea how to answer that + I was sleepy that day!So I dint answered-
But here it is,my blog will be about fashion and style i.e. clothes and etc, but for now I am giving you tips for your wardrobe and by what factors you choose your clothes.I mean shoes doesn't describe your taste,nor the clothes but your awesomeness do-My blog is to let you focus on how to co-exist with your character and fashion together?!

I hope I am clear enough and I hope you keep reading my blog and I do apologise for not getting back to you with my story!And my first style guide will be soon posted on my blog!And do comment and recommend what you will like to read from me in my further blogs!
And do share your views and share it with your friends. :)

STAY BLESSED!

EX-O-EX-O!

'THE LAST EXCUSE THAT I'LL CLAIM, I WAS A BOY WHO LOVED A WOMAN LIKE A LITTLE GIRL.'

'Oh!It's not you its me'
'It's too much,too soon'

'I don't want to get married now'

'I am not the one.'

'You deserve better.'

'Sorry'

'I love you,but...'

'I hate to say this,but...'

'We are not perfect for each other.'

And there are a million more lines just like these to end 'it' up. It's funny how, once upon a time awesome feeling used to be a relationship later turns into 'it'.

All of us have been experimented and all of us have experimented. And in today's world its like brushing teeth. And some weird people don't brush their teeth everyday and we all know what does that mean-they'll never get a girl or a boy-or I should say man.So testing your desires on living people is a part of daily life in today's world.

At first, I have to introduce you to 'Today's World' before moving on with my blog.
I feel this sudden urge to expose the theory of the world. The definition of being a 'man' has changed and so of being a 'woman'. Once upon a time 'A Forty-Year Old Virgin' wasn't acceptable,but now 'A TEN-year old virgin' ain't acceptable.A man is known by the number of women he has been with and a woman is known by how 'appealing' she is.Now, I know some of you won't agree with me.It is because you might be in a relationship right now or you're Happily Married, your woman or man is AWESOME or your life has been full of fun or you are 'The Optimistic One'.Well, here's the scoop-life has never been a greeting card to everybody! We talk about 'animal-testing'-we say they are cute little creatures of God who can't fight for themselves, but what about 'HUMAN-testing' -Yes,humans-who are bunch of cowards who fight,fight for everything except them. I mean once upon a time a few mistakes ago people used to have these battles of glory and shine,which was so impractical-shine never remains the same-One day it does fade away. We are being deceived by our own race.Why ain't all humans equal.Why one makes a missile and others tolerate-Is it because?We have a king of humans-which is a human. NO.God is only our GOD so no other human holds any right of being better than you!I have never understood why you be in a relationship? When you know one day this ship is gonna sink and SINK bad.Now I know love is addictive,you always want more and put it inside you!But why 3-4-5-6-7 years or whatever years relationship will end up,but you still put on your life-saver and jump into the ocean and later figure out that you are not meant to be together while the water seeps out of the ocean. The less water,the more space in the ocean,and the more you understand.But Why?the million dollar question. Why? why do you have to realise this when almost whole of the marine life is dead and there is drought?Why do you have to realise this after you go through all this pain and misery? why do you do it,in the first place? 

TELL ME WHY OH WHY?DO YOU DO THIS TO YOURSELF?

You're mentally and emotionally deranged.It wasn't for sex.But it was for your lipstick on his face and it was for letting you to correct her and turn her into a good girl.
'Awww,You guys are so in L.O.V.E.'
'OMG,you two get a room!seriously.'

I know it all sounds fascinating and its a treat to hear these words.BUT,don't forget he or she still left you and I know you're currently in a relationship but your ex's promised you the same things as your current did!I know why people fall in love-because its free of cost!Their soft trashy hearts jump out of their shirts and LOVE.(Goes for women and men)

Now, I tell you the real stuff MEN always think about and support and make their decision and love in the direction where their dick is pointing.Yes for some hot chick,they see-that is when they get awesome and their mind and whole body starts to work.And that is what they call 'Love at first sight'.And women,oh they-they have a heart bigger than burj-ul-khalifa-they get attracted to men faster than they change their clothes.It seems like they have never listened to that song 'We Are Never Getting Back Together by Taylor Swift'.I mean its not 'his' fault-ladies its your fault that you have a heart exposed to the entire earth.Ladies,seriously you really believe you want to be the mother of some *let me buy you a drink's* child.I am a man and I like to feel the feeling called love but I can't love you ladies,who have a loving problem.Now don't get offended I am not calling you a slut or anything.But I am telling you that before you judge me and pull out your check lists and see if I fit in your 'date-him' category-I judge you first.

I mean I know you are not hurt because you just had a break-up or you miss that person-its the BETRAYAL you were always avoiding.You always knew that the storm is coming but you prefered not to talk about it but keep on procrastinating instead.When you go through a break-up you are scared that the principles you spent your whole life in are shaken to its core.Everytime,you have a break-up you are proven wrong! So that is what you are really hurt about.But come on people-Nicholas Sparks ain't writing you up-so don't build your life on any romantic novels or movies!

So the main purpose of my blog is not to aware you to not to love.But to make you understand that is you relationship worth it? And is it that strong that even a hurricane won't turn it upside down? I mean Titanic claimed that it won't sink but it sinked in the middle of nowhere! Is your relationship like June & Johnny Cash or Ben &  Jennifer Garner?

I know you all know the answer to these questions,but you still will experiment on others!I want to tell you that shake your 'Ex-Boxes'.I know we all are shameless creatures and will keep on ex-perimenting but we all owe a better explaination to our ex's.And people always let others justify themselves!

So call your ex's up and tell them the truth of why you actually broke up!Well,don't do that.BAD IDEA. He or she will eat you up.But promise yourself that next-time you'll break-up in an awesome way.And those who are in a relationship you too promise your self that when you break-up with your future-ex's you'll tell them the truth.Well,NO.You can't tell them the truth you can't tell them that this love thing looked all nice at first but now it stinks.I mean they'll plunge a knife in to your head. But tell them that 'We're through' or anything. But don't apologize-you never apologize-because you are not sorry-when you break-up,you think on it and choose the best for you and when you choose the best for you and not 'us' you figure out that you're not in LOVE...

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BYE!

Rum.Love.Run!

"BE INSANE.NOT CRAZY!"

They never tell you & will never tell you which way is the restroom.And Ladies don't talk to strange men in a bar-you never know you come across a person like 'Barney Stinson' & you're so drunk that you fall in love with him + Women are not articles of trade,that they can be flattered anywhere!So to all women sign a petition against 'hitting on women'-you know what,men should be heavily fined-like $500 or something and the fine should be kept by the victim so she can buy a new 'Marc Jacobs' top or something!

I belong to the gender known as 'MALE',JSYK!

*I served army mam'*
*I am a cop*
...an architect,a chef,a news anchor,a musician...
...that after sometime they all seem blah blah to you-they are blah blah,getting paid for blah blah and super bleh in Charming or in BED!(whatever counts).

They give you ant-size little clues and hints and make you dinosaur size suspicious,but they never really tell you which way is the Exit Door!Long Story SHORT-You are on your own,Never fall in love because everything that falls eventually breaks!Puppy Love or Hot Passionate Love or any blah blah love is going to show you a big 'SUCK IT' poster!And no there is no board hanging on you saying 'CHEAT ON ME' but yes a board saying 'SCREWED'-its your call to turn that into 'SCREW YOU'.

My BROTHERS ain't going to be happy with this post!I just messed with the Bro-Code.But yes I am Insanely Insane,I do go bonkers!

Ladies,once upon a time a few procedures ago you were all 'lovey-dovey' but from now on you are gonna be uptight and not gonna watch 'Dirty Dancing' and eat chocolate icecream and drink a whole bottle of wine with a pipe!NO.Go out and be you and experience single,because honestly there is no such thing like 'Mama!He's the best man I've ever seen',so yeah!

They will never tell you that We Are Never Getting Back Together,like ever!huh!But Ladies go get some tequila and still fall in love with men and break them! I mean there is a war going outside,people are getting killed,where is your RUM or whatever you like except Martini-Men no longer man-up to get a bullet but just to talk to you and get your number!Don't hurt their emotion atleast listen to those words he just made up from his 'pervy-little dictionary' and got them polished!

Okay I am getting a Wrap-Up from my clock-I have promises to fulfil.So I am gonna finish it right here!

Ladies,I don't say don't fall in love-I say just love and Stop in the name of Lord and loose it in sweet music.You don't find love in eyes or etc.But you find it in a cheap bottle of wine and walking on the footpath looking at a Mercedes or even stepping on the sand castles in the sand and just misbehaving!Love ain't a storm-it doesn't support you in rich and poverty or thick and thin but only and only supports your imagination.It just makes you believe that there is a Wonderland but you are not the key to that world but your heart is & I heard Wonderland has a policy.If you want to enter into the Wonderland you must carry someone else's heart but not yours!And those who fake to just have a glance at the wonderland,then the wonderlands takes them to 'POOPLAND',So the moral is that you don't mess with the WONDERLAND.Just Love and Rum and Run!Love ain't complicated!
The next sentence you are going to read totally explains the kind of person I am & what love has been for me."I am insane,you're crazy,I know we'll make crazy together!" And yes all Men & Women are stupid and crazy.Men are crazy that why women are so stupid and Women go crazy that why men are stupid?
Aaand Please Comment and share your views or stories about love!And share it with your friends too! :)

TODDLES!

#1.The girl with a 'V'

'I'M NOT A FILM ACTOR,I AM AN ACTRESS.BEING A FILM STAR IS SUCH A FALSE LIFE,LIVED FOR FAKE VALUES AND FOR PUBLICITY.'
Hello readers!My today's blog is about the story of their marriage.The story of 'Loom' & 'Vea'.The story of how they came across each other and how they protested for their innocence. Now I know,you can slightly judge what my blog is going to be about and you're like 'Oh!I know what this blog is about-Its about a showy married couple and all.I have seen so many movies about such stuff and its lame and repetitive and then you close my blog.' Well,I must say a picture does describe thousand words but I am sorry to disappoint you-my today's blog is not about what you're thinking!Before I further move on with my today's blog I'd like to add that my blog is a work of fiction!

Now,we start their story!

Vea,Oh she is a lady with BIG dreams and real expensive taste!She can do anything to make her image look good.She has no limits and she's so freaking potential worker.She is a career-oriented women.People call her 'too pretty' and I might add that there is no man who hasn't turned his head around and haven't had a proper look at her.Now her face isn't just a normal ordinary or 'yea!she's cool' kinda face-now you're sadly mistaken,she is VEA,she is the prettiest.The fact that makes her even more pretty is that she doesn't believe that she is actually that pretty.And when people oddly stir at her, with their mouth wide open and that a fly could enter their mouth-she gets this 'eew' sort of feeling but,she don't even look at them for once and never stumbles walking and she walks like Marilyn Monroe in Some Like It Hot did and guess what she loved the voice of her heels-she once said on The Graham Norton show '...oh that sound is uh-mazing,a perfect lullaby.You know Marilyn said that all ladies owe a lot to the person who invented heels.Well,I guess she was right!' She was awarded with the title of 'The Most Beautiful Women in the World' 4 times in her 6-year old career!
I know you're thinking 'My God,this will take long-this guy starts writing and never stops!And then you close my blog in your imagination.' Well,I must inform you-this time you are right.So,I suggest grab your Doritos because popcorn were so 2012 and then continue reading!

Luman Crosby,'Darn,he is a 'B-' but a hunk' said Michi.Oh wait,I can't introduce you to Luman before telling you absolutely every minor detail about Vea.Because Luman is nowhere in Vea's part of the story.On the contrary,Luman's story starts with Vea and ends with her!

Now,before Vea was famous and before she went on to fulfil her dream.I'd like to take you to her before 'The VEA' flashback!God,she had a dramatic life as a normal girl.Her dad is a well-known industrialist in Pakistan.He's got 'skyscraper-size' contacts round the globe.He went to Harvard and got his MBA degree and joined his dad's-friend's firm and soon became the manager.Vea's mother worked under her daughter's father and she always mentions that he is the best of all gentlemen and he's been kind to me not because I have a face but for my behaviour and he's been there with me when my shadow left me in those bright lights of the city.Vea's mother,a christian,beautiful blonde and Vea's father a Pakistani Muslim and not so good looking.It was unacceptable!It was more than two people getting married.The issue raised by Vea's mother's family was about Vea's dad belonging from Pakistan.They said:'Why you had to choose a guy from the peacefullest country of all?' and Vea's dad's family raised the issue of Vea's mother being a christian but, somehow he convinced his family and Vea's mother decided to leave her 'American Patriots' family.Well,Vea was born and raised in Karachi,Pakistan.Vea had 4 brothers and an elder sister!She was the youngest but the smartest amongst her siblings.She was 15,when she was in her first year of A-levels.She was a pretty known teenager in her city. Afterwards,she moved to another city Lahore-when she turned 14.She finished her school there and figured out what she wanted to do in her life.She had a big dream,theatre and singing lightened up her soul and all of it was visible in her crystal eyes! Unfortunately,her family did not wanted her to do so.Her dad and brothers were too protective regarding her.They did not wanted her to do anything.According to her,her family wanted her to turn 18 and get her married by his cousin. I'd like to tell you the other part of the story which is-She was loved and cared by all of her family.Her mother was her greatest inspiration.She said my mom made my life 'super easy' and she also said that 'My mom said this to me once that Never get bullied,never-when they call you freak or anything you feel that is inappropriate. Tell them to take it back and apologise and if they don't follow you,then do whatever you can do to make yourself feel right-even if you had to beat them,I promise I'll handle if you got suspended or expelled for hitting,because baby in this world sticks and stones don't hurt but words are always imprinted in your mind and haunt you in the best way.'She also reportedly said:'I once opened my lunch and I found a tiara and a wand in it-I mean like out of nowhere I just see them in  my lunch box-ahahaha-it was the best lunch ever'.So,you can realise the relationship between Vea and her mother.Surprisingly,Vea decided to leave her family and everything she had and left Pakistan at the age of 16.She finished her A-Levels in one year and got a scholarship to U.C.L.A. Vea a girl with BIG dreams of being a Broadway artist, record breaking singer,a fashion designer,a writer and a dancer and so much-just stepped into a world crowded with dreams.
She was in the battlefield,now.And there was no going back.

The original photo is taken by Kevin Tachman and my homemade rusty constructed illustration is a little treat for you and a question for you!How this picture holds some sort of importance in Vea's life!
Well,I'd like to remind you that I am writing this blog to tell you about her story of getting married!I'll wrap this up now and I'll get to the part of them getting married,soon.
Please give your feedback people and recommend should I continue this or not?And please share it with your friends! :)

To Be Continued!

...the diva is High-Principled!

"BLURRING THE LINES BETWEEN REAL AND FAKE.DARK & LONELY,I NEED SOMEBODY TO HOLD ME."
Today,I came on to a conclusion while finishing my McDonald's 'Happy Meal',that-Fashion is not maths or some other hideous subject-which could be understood by concentrating on it.FASHION!It just happens.The air you inhale and exhale is fashion or when you listen to Carly Rae Jepsen's 'Call Me Maybe' and start doing your signature move and later realize:"GOD I was so lame" or when you are pissed off working all day long and sweat is stinging on your lips.That is FASHION.You are FASHION.

The McDonald's guy gave me a superman,in my happy meal,JSYK.

Now,I made this homemade butter cookie-YESTERDAY!I believe,now all of you are aware of what my blogs are about and how I call my fashion illustrations-my homemade productions!When I first made this,I had something completely different on my mind but some how that 'Superman' in my 'Happy Meal' changed everything.I know that you guys might be thinking that 'THIS GUY IS DRUNK-HE HAS NO IDEA,WHAT HE IS WRITING'-well,yes you are right-even I think like that about myself and then 'pretend' to be 'all-drunk'!Because,that's how I am fashioned by my FASHIONER.
To all of you,who believe in LORDY and to all who believe only in themselves!Today,I'll be telling you about my imaginary friend-Felilah...

I found this picture on "pinterest" and I really have no clue,who pinned it or who is that girl or who clicked it?So,to the real founder of this picture,I'd like to say:"You are one Amaze-Balls creature,this picture is how I think my imaginary friend is.So,you saved my imaginary friend.You gave a face to her!My golden heart thanks you"

Well,moving further-the lady who is Felilah,is high-principled.She's perfect.She knows how much to smile or how to slightly tilt her face or how to show her hair on camera.She is always like this 'head-strong'-she doesn't believe in showing and never seems to loose it- I like her,but then it's her four-chambered heart,where baby leaves are sprouting and she turns into a 'hot-mess'.

HOT-MESS ALERT!My 'Superman' exploded!That unknown face yet too familiar-was right beside me,stirring.

Relax,It's Felilah,that was the first time I saw her!So,she killed my toy and my meal wasn't finished yet and I had to talk to some one."Do you really think I am real?" she said.The cooler version of me replied "If you take off your hideous sun-glasses at night time,I might think you are real or else you are from 'Pluto'-which is not a planet anymore!

Well,So I couldn't see her whole face and you can see Felilah-in my illustration.The one-not made by me shows that the proportions of the photo and that slim-straight and lined clothes and the way she is posing and her hands hanging down exactly on that angle shows How awesome Felilah and that photo is?But,just have a look at my illustration-I mean even if you play that game called 'Spot The Difference'-you can completely state all the differences!SPEAKS FOR ITSELF.They both are different-I mean Felilah is screaming in red and green that "Baby,She's Not Me".

Now,the main business behind me writing this blog was to tell you that-both the illustrations are pole a part!I convinced myself that Felilah is the one in the real photo.I convinced myself that all high-principled ladies are alike!But than,the death of my 'Superman' made me realize that Fashion is not 'science or maths' that you think there is only one possible,justified answer to-There are thousand justified answers to FASHION,to YOU,to US.The way I write is Fashion and the way you people interpret my blog in different ways is also FASHION!
Don't THINK and Don't DO IT but just Feel It...and everything will fall into its right place.
BE FASHION.Don't CHANGE to be FASHION.Because that smell of your perfumed mansion-size hearts is over-powering!And,I'll tell you the rest of the chat between me and Felilah,some other day!
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au revoir!