Style Guide Pt.I

Hey!Readers.I know you haven't heard anything from me since... Well,I don't exactly remember that when I posted anything here the last time.Well,I couldn't find any time to make a home-made production to strengthen the bonds of 'Fashion' between us but well I did manage to make two style guides and one of 'em actually get published in a Pakistani fashion magazine,called 'Ink'.Well,its a lovely magazine and has a piece made by me. LOL. It is a men manual style guide and is inspired by the motto of "Keep It Simple,yet Significant-Keep It Real".

Well,I soon will be coming up with a Big Article and photo essay and those who requested me to make a women style guide.Well,I'd say-your style guide is on its way to be published :D

And do tell me if you like my current style guide and feel free to give your suggestions and if you want to share your style guides and share what you wear daily,then send in your very own home-made catalogue and get a chance to be a permanent blogger,here!And you can send anything related to your Hard-Core Obsessed Fashion Life on this blog by mailing it on iwanttoinquire@gmail.com
I am looking forward on watching you rock off my blog! :)

Stay Tuned for Pt.II of this Guide! 

The Wise Busy!

"PROBLEM WITH AN OLD FRIEND WHO IS TOO BUSY:HE ALWAYS PERCEIVES YOU AS IF NEVER CHANGED"

Hey Readers,Bloggers and Awesomers!I know I haven't posted anything in ages,because you know what I have been busy and actually I am glad to tell you that I am 'sleeping' and that as the online test say 'I am BIPOLAR'.It hasn't been as rough of a time as expected but the road was bumpy.Well,then again I won't bored you with the tales of my busy life...

My today's blog is about all the buzz-worthy busy people.So yeah,don't hide in your closets or don't put your head in that box of ice cream you're holding,just read and I'll try not to offend you!

You know what,I actually din't missed my blog and writing for once.Apparently,I was reminded by a few people that 'Ali...I read your blog the very first time and its_uh,its pleasant'-Yeah,you all get that-what it means!So that's how I was reminded about my blog.

Busy like a wild,dragged from attention person!I know being busy was not what you asked for but then just like a mean girl said once 'life wasn't always a greeting card' so get your ass on your long-term goals because 'Your Butt is on the Line'-Reading few magazines and being entertained by fashion bloggers made me realise that 'Busy' is the new 'Fashion'-so all of you who dint knew,hurry up and be the trendsetter there is only one requirement,and that's 'BUSY'-

I wrote a few songs and I wanted to put them here but then I couldn't-I still don't know why?!Well,my today's home-made jelly bean is busy in it self and I do like it but its outlandish in the BEST way,too.And,I really can't explain that...

So,all the busy buzz-worthios!I need to tell you be busy,it makes you look wiser and don't you forget to put a pair of YSL spectacles before being all worked up.I mean when you put up those YSL's,everybody knows you're a intelligent buzz-worthio'! And ladies black is too professional,if you're busy go with cherry red Lanvin or YSL heels-

Well,that's it and hope you like it!Do share it with your friends and do give your feedback and if you have anything to add up on it,BE MY GUEST.And don't you forget to tell me that you like my Home-made Jelly Bean or NOT.!

A Buzz-Worthio BYE!

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'AUDREY & FRED!-YES,AND ANOTHER JUMP-SHOT ON MY BLOG.'

They Both were awesome and were style icons and darn,they were such influential people in that age.Now,I love Audrey,but I decided not to bother you with every detail of Audrey today!

My Today's blog is gonna be precise and it's another tip to focus on your style and fashion!
I highly recommend you to be crazy and just loose it...
I mean imagine your face in those clothes or what if it isn't Audrey but Helen Hunt or what if it isn't Fred but Daniel Day Lewis-

Now,a friend of mine asked;'Your blog is not about fashion but women lifestyle,right?' And I honestly had no idea how to answer that + I was sleepy that day!So I dint answered-
But here it is,my blog will be about fashion and style i.e. clothes and etc, but for now I am giving you tips for your wardrobe and by what factors you choose your clothes.I mean shoes doesn't describe your taste,nor the clothes but your awesomeness do-My blog is to let you focus on how to co-exist with your character and fashion together?!

I hope I am clear enough and I hope you keep reading my blog and I do apologise for not getting back to you with my story!And my first style guide will be soon posted on my blog!And do comment and recommend what you will like to read from me in my further blogs!
And do share your views and share it with your friends. :)

STAY BLESSED!

'US' or 'U'-'S'

'THOSE TWO OF A KIND,JOINED TOGETHER SOME NUTS AND MADE A HEART.THEY WERE CRAZY.'

Now,I absolutely have no idea about what is your perception about my home-made recent illustration.And,honestly I don't wanna know.Oh!No,I can't be that rude as a blogger.But my today's blog is very general and does not encompass real-life stuff,so sorry to disappoint you.Well,It's good to be back blogging again.I have observed that I do good when I write but unfortunately it does no good to my studies.So,that's why you don't read alot coming from me.

Well,my today's blog is about what it feels to love!

I see that my blog is gradually improving and I finally managed to get some audience!And I couldn't be more happier about your feedback's!And 'Gina' thank you for reading and appreciating my blog!And all the 'Anonymous' I love you too and I know some of you are my friends.I really appreciate that!And thank you for still voting on my story people.It really means alot.And the other part to that story is coming on Sunday!So here's the update!

Well,moving on today's general and lovey blog.I'd like to talk about love and what I did today!I just watched  'The Silver Linings Playbook' and all those who haven't watched it,I'll recommend it to them.I totally loved the movie.I could relate to 'love' in it and I personally found those expressions un-comprehensive.But,those words felt good to hear and were a source of solace.And while watching that movie 'Jennifer Lawrence' just earned a fan.I have also started watching 'How I Met Your Mother' for the first time.Yes,the first time.And,you might think now that where is he from?!But,I somehow started it watching now and I reached to Season 6 and I just heard that Season 9 is the 'Finale' and we'll finally get to know the 'MOTHER'.I am as excited as you are.And,well season 6 is pretty emotional-

I love talking about love,but I really don't know that whether I love,LOVE or I don't love,LOVE.I'm going to talk about two people who made fashion together!They discovered love.The boy knew what the girl wanted and the girl felt attached to a big supportive machine!The girl knew what the boy wanted and the boy felt always needed.And they first met...

When they first met...
'Hi'-'Hey'
She smiled-He smiled-they exchanged their names!

..and then it never continued again,until one day...
'U' and 'S'-the coach called out their names and they moved to the centre of the stage to perform.
-the song played-but they never wanted the song!
'U' was lying on 'S' and 'S' lying on the floor-their performance started...
they felt earth and force the very first time,that day
*U* rose like an Ice-Queen from the *S's* body and 'S' stood up and looked at her like...
they danced like professionals,but they knew they were not the best and they knew they might be not selected and they connected...
Suddenly,the voices in their head vanished and their body's moved as Newton's 3rd Law of Motion.
*U's* body exerted force on *S's* body and *S's* body exerted the equal amount of force on the opposite direction of *U's* body!

I know,I am confusing you but just go with it and don't skip a word,you never know they might seep into the paper and never appear!

At first they couldn't keep their hands off each other,but then they layed back to back.Nobody could comprehend any of their move but they still could realise all of it-

-the song being played was by Emeli Sande,but honestly there was silence only...
-things weren't going the way they though but 'U' still took that leap of faith and ran towards 'S' like a jaguar and rolled are slender wrists around his neck and hold on to it while are legs still in the air and she never planned to touch the floor,until...

Just ask yourself-what you wanna ask?Don't think about the consequences!

...they looked in each others eyes and in that blink of an eye they became 'US' from 'U' and 'S'
but then 'U' fall and touched the earth again but this time it wasn't the same-she was alone on the ground and they turned into 'U' and 'S'.

Here,I end this story-I could have written more or explained what I have written more efficiently,But,I decide to end it like this-Because I know you are a better 'decider' for yourself!

Decide,that whether it was desperation or the urge of being with some one to not fall alone or was it really love that nobody could understand but knew that it was there?
That is all I can come up with-if you have anything to add-Be My Guest and DECIDE! :)
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DECIDE!

EX-O-EX-O!

'THE LAST EXCUSE THAT I'LL CLAIM, I WAS A BOY WHO LOVED A WOMAN LIKE A LITTLE GIRL.'

'Oh!It's not you its me'
'It's too much,too soon'

'I don't want to get married now'

'I am not the one.'

'You deserve better.'

'Sorry'

'I love you,but...'

'I hate to say this,but...'

'We are not perfect for each other.'

And there are a million more lines just like these to end 'it' up. It's funny how, once upon a time awesome feeling used to be a relationship later turns into 'it'.

All of us have been experimented and all of us have experimented. And in today's world its like brushing teeth. And some weird people don't brush their teeth everyday and we all know what does that mean-they'll never get a girl or a boy-or I should say man.So testing your desires on living people is a part of daily life in today's world.

At first, I have to introduce you to 'Today's World' before moving on with my blog.
I feel this sudden urge to expose the theory of the world. The definition of being a 'man' has changed and so of being a 'woman'. Once upon a time 'A Forty-Year Old Virgin' wasn't acceptable,but now 'A TEN-year old virgin' ain't acceptable.A man is known by the number of women he has been with and a woman is known by how 'appealing' she is.Now, I know some of you won't agree with me.It is because you might be in a relationship right now or you're Happily Married, your woman or man is AWESOME or your life has been full of fun or you are 'The Optimistic One'.Well, here's the scoop-life has never been a greeting card to everybody! We talk about 'animal-testing'-we say they are cute little creatures of God who can't fight for themselves, but what about 'HUMAN-testing' -Yes,humans-who are bunch of cowards who fight,fight for everything except them. I mean once upon a time a few mistakes ago people used to have these battles of glory and shine,which was so impractical-shine never remains the same-One day it does fade away. We are being deceived by our own race.Why ain't all humans equal.Why one makes a missile and others tolerate-Is it because?We have a king of humans-which is a human. NO.God is only our GOD so no other human holds any right of being better than you!I have never understood why you be in a relationship? When you know one day this ship is gonna sink and SINK bad.Now I know love is addictive,you always want more and put it inside you!But why 3-4-5-6-7 years or whatever years relationship will end up,but you still put on your life-saver and jump into the ocean and later figure out that you are not meant to be together while the water seeps out of the ocean. The less water,the more space in the ocean,and the more you understand.But Why?the million dollar question. Why? why do you have to realise this when almost whole of the marine life is dead and there is drought?Why do you have to realise this after you go through all this pain and misery? why do you do it,in the first place? 

TELL ME WHY OH WHY?DO YOU DO THIS TO YOURSELF?

You're mentally and emotionally deranged.It wasn't for sex.But it was for your lipstick on his face and it was for letting you to correct her and turn her into a good girl.
'Awww,You guys are so in L.O.V.E.'
'OMG,you two get a room!seriously.'

I know it all sounds fascinating and its a treat to hear these words.BUT,don't forget he or she still left you and I know you're currently in a relationship but your ex's promised you the same things as your current did!I know why people fall in love-because its free of cost!Their soft trashy hearts jump out of their shirts and LOVE.(Goes for women and men)

Now, I tell you the real stuff MEN always think about and support and make their decision and love in the direction where their dick is pointing.Yes for some hot chick,they see-that is when they get awesome and their mind and whole body starts to work.And that is what they call 'Love at first sight'.And women,oh they-they have a heart bigger than burj-ul-khalifa-they get attracted to men faster than they change their clothes.It seems like they have never listened to that song 'We Are Never Getting Back Together by Taylor Swift'.I mean its not 'his' fault-ladies its your fault that you have a heart exposed to the entire earth.Ladies,seriously you really believe you want to be the mother of some *let me buy you a drink's* child.I am a man and I like to feel the feeling called love but I can't love you ladies,who have a loving problem.Now don't get offended I am not calling you a slut or anything.But I am telling you that before you judge me and pull out your check lists and see if I fit in your 'date-him' category-I judge you first.

I mean I know you are not hurt because you just had a break-up or you miss that person-its the BETRAYAL you were always avoiding.You always knew that the storm is coming but you prefered not to talk about it but keep on procrastinating instead.When you go through a break-up you are scared that the principles you spent your whole life in are shaken to its core.Everytime,you have a break-up you are proven wrong! So that is what you are really hurt about.But come on people-Nicholas Sparks ain't writing you up-so don't build your life on any romantic novels or movies!

So the main purpose of my blog is not to aware you to not to love.But to make you understand that is you relationship worth it? And is it that strong that even a hurricane won't turn it upside down? I mean Titanic claimed that it won't sink but it sinked in the middle of nowhere! Is your relationship like June & Johnny Cash or Ben &  Jennifer Garner?

I know you all know the answer to these questions,but you still will experiment on others!I want to tell you that shake your 'Ex-Boxes'.I know we all are shameless creatures and will keep on ex-perimenting but we all owe a better explaination to our ex's.And people always let others justify themselves!

So call your ex's up and tell them the truth of why you actually broke up!Well,don't do that.BAD IDEA. He or she will eat you up.But promise yourself that next-time you'll break-up in an awesome way.And those who are in a relationship you too promise your self that when you break-up with your future-ex's you'll tell them the truth.Well,NO.You can't tell them the truth you can't tell them that this love thing looked all nice at first but now it stinks.I mean they'll plunge a knife in to your head. But tell them that 'We're through' or anything. But don't apologize-you never apologize-because you are not sorry-when you break-up,you think on it and choose the best for you and when you choose the best for you and not 'us' you figure out that you're not in LOVE...

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BYE!

I'm Haunted!

I desire

I inspire

I admire

But you can't fly

But you don't dream

But you never understood

Her voice
Her smell
It all hits me back to the walls of insincerity
For all I have given

is pain and hurt

And Misery

And Cruelity

And Difficulty

'Ooooooooo'thats how you lived it!
Lived in the blues!

Remember when

When we jumped into
into the pool

trying to fool

'Oooooooo' wanting to be cool

Oh Why I feel

I think

that I realize

Oh I 

missing the kissing,

O Hi Oh Why

I am feelin' this

But you're a Player!

But you're a Deciever!

But you're the one who killed...

'Oooooooo' Meh

Oh Now

I know

That I feelin'

I hearin' you

Oh You

You takin' me there

You

With You

Oh You

Takin' me there

1,2,3,4

(Scream)

Now I now

Open my

eyes

and see your Paradise

What happened oh happened to you?

I see your Paradise

Now I know you'll rise 

I saw

that army of flies 

coming over here oh here

Now you flyin'

But you ain't leavin'

Oh leavin' me here

Oh I and flies,

We ain't together oh living

oh screaming oh NO...

You Can Do It,Babe!

LOVE!

Rum.Love.Run!

"BE INSANE.NOT CRAZY!"

They never tell you & will never tell you which way is the restroom.And Ladies don't talk to strange men in a bar-you never know you come across a person like 'Barney Stinson' & you're so drunk that you fall in love with him + Women are not articles of trade,that they can be flattered anywhere!So to all women sign a petition against 'hitting on women'-you know what,men should be heavily fined-like $500 or something and the fine should be kept by the victim so she can buy a new 'Marc Jacobs' top or something!

I belong to the gender known as 'MALE',JSYK!

*I served army mam'*
*I am a cop*
...an architect,a chef,a news anchor,a musician...
...that after sometime they all seem blah blah to you-they are blah blah,getting paid for blah blah and super bleh in Charming or in BED!(whatever counts).

They give you ant-size little clues and hints and make you dinosaur size suspicious,but they never really tell you which way is the Exit Door!Long Story SHORT-You are on your own,Never fall in love because everything that falls eventually breaks!Puppy Love or Hot Passionate Love or any blah blah love is going to show you a big 'SUCK IT' poster!And no there is no board hanging on you saying 'CHEAT ON ME' but yes a board saying 'SCREWED'-its your call to turn that into 'SCREW YOU'.

My BROTHERS ain't going to be happy with this post!I just messed with the Bro-Code.But yes I am Insanely Insane,I do go bonkers!

Ladies,once upon a time a few procedures ago you were all 'lovey-dovey' but from now on you are gonna be uptight and not gonna watch 'Dirty Dancing' and eat chocolate icecream and drink a whole bottle of wine with a pipe!NO.Go out and be you and experience single,because honestly there is no such thing like 'Mama!He's the best man I've ever seen',so yeah!

They will never tell you that We Are Never Getting Back Together,like ever!huh!But Ladies go get some tequila and still fall in love with men and break them! I mean there is a war going outside,people are getting killed,where is your RUM or whatever you like except Martini-Men no longer man-up to get a bullet but just to talk to you and get your number!Don't hurt their emotion atleast listen to those words he just made up from his 'pervy-little dictionary' and got them polished!

Okay I am getting a Wrap-Up from my clock-I have promises to fulfil.So I am gonna finish it right here!

Ladies,I don't say don't fall in love-I say just love and Stop in the name of Lord and loose it in sweet music.You don't find love in eyes or etc.But you find it in a cheap bottle of wine and walking on the footpath looking at a Mercedes or even stepping on the sand castles in the sand and just misbehaving!Love ain't a storm-it doesn't support you in rich and poverty or thick and thin but only and only supports your imagination.It just makes you believe that there is a Wonderland but you are not the key to that world but your heart is & I heard Wonderland has a policy.If you want to enter into the Wonderland you must carry someone else's heart but not yours!And those who fake to just have a glance at the wonderland,then the wonderlands takes them to 'POOPLAND',So the moral is that you don't mess with the WONDERLAND.Just Love and Rum and Run!Love ain't complicated!
The next sentence you are going to read totally explains the kind of person I am & what love has been for me."I am insane,you're crazy,I know we'll make crazy together!" And yes all Men & Women are stupid and crazy.Men are crazy that why women are so stupid and Women go crazy that why men are stupid?
Aaand Please Comment and share your views or stories about love!And share it with your friends too! :)

TODDLES!